Martinelli~Hive

psalm 23:1

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

begging for money gotta be one of the worst positions for a guy

[louanalao 🇱🇨 @nyanyanyan01]

If a 3rd world country went through as many prime ministers as the UK they’d call us unstable.

[lily @vxylily]

Men only have 5 moods:

1. Constantly horny
2. how we gonna get rich
3. Random 2 am motivation
4. Intense loneliness
5. My family needs me

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

“One day, we will have two big buildings in Abuja where we will put pictures of people—whether dead or alive—who have messed up this country so that their grandchildren will know their forefathers were part of Nigeria’s problems,”

~ Goodluck Jonathan says

[THE KINE 🌕🖤 @asher_kine]

happy father’s day 2026! ✨

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy birthday, Mikel 🎈

[FK @fkhanage]

I’m surprised by the number of Arsenal fans who would be open to Ødegaard being sold on. He’s struggled with fitness but he’s still a top player. Where could he go?

[Ex-Grammaton Cleric @OtunbaBrickz]

Una see say these people dey mad!

Hire more sanitation workers, No!
buy more garbage trucks, No!
build more landfills and incinerators, No!

But the couldn’t hesitate to jump straight to enforcement!

The waste in my house has been piling up for months, PSP hasn’t come to pick it up and I’ve never missed a payment infact I’ve paid for a full year ahead. I live in Lekki o mind you, if they aren’t coming to pick up the thrash in Lekki for months it’s not far fetched to assume they haven’t picked up the dirt in Abule Egba in years, but sanitation police is the solution the army of halfwits in Alausa can think of!

Fucking idiots!

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

Gsbriel Martinelli was Arsenal's top scorer in the UCL. Goals against the likes of Bayern and Atleti. Don't forget his moment of brilliance to provide an assist to Havertz in the 90th min against Sporting, a tie we won 1-0. Took the pen in the final and scored too. Respect him.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

BTS shots from our 26/27 Home Kit Launch 🎞️

🤝 @adidasfootball

[Premier League @premierleague]

The day it's all decided.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy Father's Day, Gooners ❤️

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

The 2006 World Cup was football at its absolute peak. 🤩

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with T-Cell Lymphoma. His response when he found out the name of his cancer was typically Mr. T: "Can you imagine that? Cancer with my name on it, personalised cancer."

The cancer initially responded well, five radiation treatments over four weeks and it dissolved. Eleven months later it came back, and he underwent six weeks of high-dose chemotherapy.

He described the experience as the great leveller of his life: "My fame couldn't save me. My gold, my money couldn't stop cancer from appearing on my body. If they can't save me, then I don't need them."

He was declared in remission in 2001. T-Cell Lymphoma is incurable but treatable, remission is the realistic best outcome rather than a cure, which makes his sustained recovery genuinely remarkable.

His advice on the experience became one of his most quoted lines outside of The A-Team: "I pity the fool who just gives up. We're all gonna die eventually from something or other, but don't be a wimp. Put up a good fight."

[Tive Razão 🇳🇬 🎨 @lifeofpkay_]

The nigerian FA when the money to build infrastructure arrives

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

I can’t name a time that prayer hasn’t worked.

[Aditi Ogbenyeanu. @NwaBabyOne]

Like the good days are making me cry cos ehn? This suicidal babe?

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

Keep him, Tzolis isn't an upgrade...

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

Just left the funeral of a friend that took his own life this week. He was one of the nicest, kindest, most selfless people ever always helping others. He would do anything to make someone smile that needed it so it made me think of one of my favorite quotes from the late Robin Williams.

"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that."

#MensMentalHealth