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First code written 40 years go

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Retirement is bliss.
Every day a new adventure - doing what?
Exactly.... the fuck.... I want.

Highly recommended.

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@pb_steele Holy icy sardines Batman!

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People keep asking how retirement compares to working a remote job - it's pretty much the same. Most of the day is spent playing modded minecraft.

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@BrutalMindset Think it's going down?

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I really don't want to start 2025 on bad terms with anyone.

So now is your chance to come and apologize to me.

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Merry Christmas you filthy animals!

and a Happy New Year
🥳

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Just got an insane offer for my https://t.co/3yM9Avp6aK domain name
Considering it

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I've never had a job proper job interview.

Now I never will.

Lucky me!

True story.

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Have you ever been paid 'hush money'?

I was met in a car park after quitting a job once - the guy presented me with a form to sign and 25k.

I happily signed and took the money - as I had no intention of wasting any more time thinking about that company anyway.

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"I'm excited about the future. I've never been safer - I'm bulletproof - everything is going good for me and if certain people in the world don't like that, I've been planning for this exact type of thing for my whole life"

https://t.co/zJZ2qTubgR

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@ElonMuskAOC Sanctuary

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ALWAYS have a side hustle or more than one side hustle. Something to think about as we go into 2025.
Things change very quickly these days. Be ready for anything!

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I worked in an office for 3 days only in the past 5 years.
I achieved literally NOTHING on those 3 days and also contributed to others achieving nothing.

Vowed never to step into an office ever again and I never did.

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@brianoflondon @chubbyemu I made exactly the same joke on exactly the same tweet months ago!

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@FrankTedesco_ Would give my right arm to be able to play like Frank.
Biggest regret in life - not continuing to learn keyboards/piano as a teenager.

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Dayum - Richard Heart is right at the top of the EU's most wanted fugitive list. Insane.

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I...

Am...

RETIRED!

It's the greatest feeling

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I once made my mother-in-law hold a hard drive perfectly level for 3 miles as we drove home from a computer store.
I told her there were unstable chemicals in every HDD that had to stay within 3 degrees of level.
On arrival, I snatched it from her abruptly and said thank you.

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