Zoe

Endlessly amused by people's minds.

[Zoe @Xobish]

How easy it is to be totally wrong about people. To see one tiny part of them and confuse it for the whole.

[Twinkle Khanna @mrsfunnybones]

After seeing most of our news anchors, I am now inclined to believe that along with the same number of follicles per cm2 some have chimpanzee brains as well-exactly 1/3 the size of our human ones and ours may shrink to their size if we continue watching....

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Pakistan released the Indian pilot it had captured, capping a humiliating episode for India and a surreal week for him. https://t.co/pSlmtFIYIw

[Fakhr-e-Alam S.I & S.E @falamb3]

As an aviation enthusiast I must say the Mirage 2000 is a beautiful machine. But to use it against innocent trees is such a waste.

[Zoe @Xobish]

@AsraRizwann There's a live stream? Can I have the link please

[Zoe @Xobish]

@indecisivealysh Did the match continue?

[Zoe @Xobish]

Bataoo

[Zoe @Xobish]

Score bata de koi plis

[Zoe @Xobish]

I just could not let go of hope, no matter how heavy it felt in my hands.

[Sarmad. @Mr_RobotElliot]

Anyone ever just stay silent when someone is saying demeaning, demotivating shit about you because you know your success will slap them hard in future.
Cuz same.

[Utkarsh @Youteecrush]

He : Can I kiss you ?
She : Are you mad ?
He : Is that the criteria ?

#HeSheStory

[Zoe @Xobish]

@_Natashahahaha Happy belated birthday! ❤️

[Zoe @Xobish]

💎

[Ankur Pathak @aktalkies]

Uber driver asked if he can make a call using his headphones (so he could still drive). I asked who to. He said, 'to my wife. Got married 2 months ago. She doesn't like to eat without me. So I keep her company while she has dinner." Now wife's dinning, dude's driving, I'm MELTING

[Zoe @Xobish]

That's how I want to be if I touch 93. https://t.co/G2JaxACzQ5

[★ kyliana ☆ @ky_denzz]

my 93 y/o resident had me watering her flowers for well over 20 minutes because they had to be perfect. she then told me to look at them really closely and tell me if i noticed anything. they were fake, literally not real at all. then she said april fools go get me a coffee. Lmao

[Zoe @Xobish]

We don’t know how much we are capable of loving until the people we love are being taken away, until a beautiful story is ending.

[Zoe @Xobish]

I needed to witness what it looked like when you eventually stopped asking questions and just started living the answers out loud.

[Zoe @Xobish]

The best gift you are ever going to give someone is the permission to feel safe in their own skin. To feel worthy. To feel like they are enough.

[Zoe @Xobish]

Some people are dotted lines and other people are destinations. Some people get you somewhere and some people are just a place to be, all in themselves. But you cannot force those dotted lines into destinations.