😐🇿🇦 Xolani 🇿🇦😐

The Heart ❤... The Mind 📚... The Soul ⭐...

Future Video Producer...
Speak it to existence...

[B N S L @_BNSL]

You break this one’s heart and you won’t be able to find a job in any big private company.

[😐🇿🇦 Xolani 🇿🇦😐 @Xolani_TM]

@_julianking_ I want this accent. 😀😀😀 Imagine dating her, she seems like a chilled person even.

[😐🇿🇦 Xolani 🇿🇦😐 @Xolani_TM]

@NoseTheCapital Everyone knows you go for C first. B second then A.

[😐🇿🇦 Xolani 🇿🇦😐 @Xolani_TM]

@Passeks I don't even try to resist, I just nap. 1hr I'll be feeling fresh and ready for work again.

[😐🇿🇦 Xolani 🇿🇦😐 @Xolani_TM]

@AdvoBarryRoux One word for lento... 🤣🤣🤣

[𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕪𝕒 @Given_XCI]

Everyday everyday “your time is coming” 😭

[kit. @__tumithabethe]

😭😭😭😭 ke masepa di deng.

[𝐇𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 🇵🇸 @Bangzz_world]

Facebook jokes give me so much life yoh 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Muzi Sambo @muzy747]

Car buying tips and mistakes to avoid when buying your first car PART 4...dropping soon👨‍💻

https://t.co/RhhCb0nkIy

[😐🇿🇦 Xolani 🇿🇦😐 @Xolani_TM]

Yoh... Gotta keep your eyes open these days.

[MOTASE @TheRealMotase]

What's the reason you've ended your long term relationship with your best friend?

[😐🇿🇦 Xolani 🇿🇦😐 @Xolani_TM]

@AdvoBarryRoux Ximi...

Awu... Yazeh yabhora Eyam.

[😐🇿🇦 Xolani 🇿🇦😐 @Xolani_TM]

@DMN4ever CIROC had me like this once. 😭😭😭

[Pets Electrical @petselectrical]

Someone Said 🤯🤷‍♀️
"Sad Generation".

They said,

"We are dating people who are busy doing meet ups with other people while we are still in the picture.
People who are brave to sleep with someone else and come back to sleep with you.
A person who will look deep in your eyes

[😐🇿🇦 Xolani 🇿🇦😐 @Xolani_TM]

@AdvoBarryRoux Level 8...

[😐🇿🇦 Xolani 🇿🇦😐 @Xolani_TM]

People are really struggling. The comments here are heartbreaking.

[2022 AFRICA @2022AFRICA]

The Category for this tweet is the current drama in your life?

[PRINCE KAYBEE @KabeloMusic]

It was raining when I once drove an Uber in Durban from the airport because the driver couldn’t see the white line separating the lanes. Unbothered he laid back in the passenger seat and said…,

“Yazi mfethu bese ngijwayele iAvanza ngoba iphezulu lena iphansi kakhulu”

[Mike Matthews @muscleforlife]

Water drinking 101:

1. Drink a little when you're thirsty.

2. Drink a little when you're hunger (it might be thirst).

3. Drink a little more when you sweat a lot.

4. Drink a little more when your pee is a darker shade of yellow.

[🔥Șøń Öf Ďřagoň🔥 @LuuTeeMoiloa]

Let's confuse ma 2k😂😂 I will start with a picture

Mine:

[Papao @_dantesinfern0]

😂i was an L merchant last year