Xombae

👾A wannabe Final Fantasy character👾Part-time Streamer👾Full-time Friend👾Necromancer👾Cat Mom👾Keyblade Master👾

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I woke up with a sesame seed on my leg.

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@markiplier I’m literally coming back to this hellscape of a site to make sure you knew a certain streaming service has The Edge of Sleep up before release.

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@Bungie I am but a lowly player with one minuscule request. Whatever shader you have on the moth set, I need it for my armor and guns. Please! I ask for this ONE THING!

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@DanaTerrace while I’ve definitely cried over this show, I’ve never had to pause because someone else said exactly how I wish I could admit something. How dare you?! And thank you.

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#TakarSmith #KeenanAnderson #OscarLeon Remember their names. Three lives lost in 10 days. 10 short days. It’s not fair. It’s unjust. We are supposed to be better than this. We SHOULD be better than this. #thisisamerica

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@DisneyDLV Has there been any progress on the Player Name bug situation?

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@DisneyDLV idk if this is possible since Square Enix is also involved, but do you think it might be possible to see a Kingdom Hearts star path in the future? I think it would be neat since I doubt the characters would be doable. But y’all may surprise me who knows.

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@mypauljenkins So sorry to hear! Especially after dragoncon. I hope your symptoms are short lived or nonexistent. Well wishes to you and yours. 💙

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Survival tactic: if your family had already made you or is forcing you to assign to a republican ballot, that in no way dictates who you vote for.

Nothing can stop you from the free will of voting for the best candidate for you.

Do what you have to to keep yourself safe.

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Ya know, if my existence is just going to be illegal, would my partner be found guilty for harboring a criminal or would it be possession?

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Welcome to my villian arc.

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I would really like to know why a running for governor candidate has the catch phrase “Jesus Guns Babies” doesn’t elaborate or practice an Oxford comma.

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@horrorxt Literally same process. I looked at the Disney ones as a joke, but then Chris pulled out this one. She was in the cart within seconds. Lol

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I don’t know what’s worse.

Being outed from the “broom closet” in front of my religious father. OR. Him straight up confessing the he believes the Ukraine War is fake and sympathizes with Russia.

Both feel equally threatening and I can’t sleep.

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Literally the last 30 minutes has been me sitting in queue for the hubs to get him a ps5. Here’s how quickly things escalated.

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@SpaceDinoPanda I think that’s an awesome idea. I had a “streaming” character for the longest time because I didn’t want to change or adjust my normal play style character.

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My Drow gets blasted with a barrage of aimed water.

She stands there a moment. Sees people staring. And just proceeds to bawl hysterically.

The party officially learned that my Bard isn’t really that creepy. She’s just socially awkward and scared all the time.

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I want to make it clear we’ve had nearly 20 sessions of our current dnd campaign.

This past Friday was the first time my character failed a con save for drinking.

My 23 year old Drow Bard basically college girl sobbed in the middle of the city streets.

Context 👇

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Our tiefling warlock and leonin monk take it upon themselves to sober me up before a performance.

Leonin has an empty bottle. Tiefling knows create water. Both forget create water makes 30 gallons.

Combined makes a mini water cannon out of the bottle.