Chris Dire

Fuck hope.

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@nellie_mckay obligatory villagers is a masterpiece. Just listened to it and my breathe was taken away.

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@JimNorton for some reason she loves Doug. I can’t drive without this cunt asking me for Doug. You awful bastard. You’ve ruined my life!

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@emergency_soup Naw. You can do better than that. I’m rooting for you!

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@emergency_soup Straigh up alcoholism. Filled with sorrow. It’s torture to live. I have nothing but bad advice. But it’s how I don’t feel anymore.

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@mdireii @stephenasmith Come on, Stevie! You’re gonna have a great time here in Denver!

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Louie https://t.co/XMrET9JxZ6 via @YouTube I do a nice a song. I’m a twitterman!

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Man vs. Your Mother: Pelican Fucker http://t.co/rjJyz0kJ

So. This is unpleasant and disgusting. Helo.

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Man vs. Your Mother: Xq28 http://t.co/fnB4A2J1

Milk. Mustard. Mayonnaise.

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fell off

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Nausea. I'm trying.

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i got the post-traumatic squid syndrome. all i do is wave my tentacles and squirt ink everywhere.

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@faceofbass i'm a dancer! i dance! what kinda spaghetti you gonna eat down at the howrew;iojag;lkasdglkajse'tawoj3 tr factory?

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is a trusted serpent! hssss!

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I am dissecting a typewriter with a butter knife.