Saadia

[Saadia @XsaadiaX]

twitter is where I come to be petty and overly dramatic so I can be a better person irl

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

reddit is a cool website because it simultaneously is one of the worst places on the entire internet AND the only place you can get a straight answer about almost anything

[Saadia @XsaadiaX]

and yes, that is the actual exit number and street name I did not make this up

[Saadia @XsaadiaX]

if you need to find me anytime after midnight #TaylorSwiftMidnights #MidnightsTaylorSwift @taylorswift13

[chad @badboychadhoy]

“we all have the same 24 hours” no we do NOT. mine are different and more troublesome

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

need

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

there’s no way he gettin paid enough for this😭

[Saadia @XsaadiaX]

can’t wait for the next iOS update where instead of just hiding them at the bottom, all my notifications just self destruct entirely so I never have to deal with anything ever again

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

strongly relate to the honey cake’s needs

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

No act of hubris is more reliably punished than putting "final" in the file name of a project

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

nothing i hate more than a low-stakes close friends story like babe just post your recipe on main it's fine

[Saadia @XsaadiaX]

I will only be making “spaghetti appointments” from here on out

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

hotels are so random like “toothpaste?? i do not know of which you speak. no toothpaste” but they will give you four sewing kits

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Another current media trend I'd have never predicted: Lots of people watching with the captions on because sound mixing is so shitty that you can't tell what people are saying, and instead of studios adjusting the audio, audiences gave up and started reading their shows instead.

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

This is it. This is the notebook that will help me get my life together.

[Saadia @XsaadiaX]

feel like we should all be using IG just as an “ice cream flavor checker” tbh