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Bluffing

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@GManicurist Diba noong bagyong Carina lumipad din si @indaysara sa Germany? I think ito ang kapalaran ng pilipinas na sinasabi nila sa 2028

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

At hindi ito ang unang pagkakataon na lumipad ang mga Duterte sa kasagsagan ng kalamidad.

Natatandaan niyo ba ng lumipad pa Germany si Sara Duterte noong hinahambalos ang Pilipinas ng bagyong Carina? Diba @indaysara

[BaklangManicurista2.0 @GManicurist]

Sa gitna ng Lindol,
Nasa China Nag mga DUTAE nag hahanap ng escape plan😂😂😂

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

I know someone who exactly looks like this kahit di pa sinasapak, itago natin sa pangalang CARLO 😂😂😂

[Lexsiun @unlexsi]

If there were in my country, I would make it exactly like my ex. 🤣

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@surajit_ghosh2 We gotta give it to the brave teachers who kept it calm for the kids

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

Ay si Joseph Carlo Calpotura Escolastico yun baklang Uniqlo gagawin ito 😂😂😂

[k @kaixsst]

OF COURSE his first job since his scandal is from a filipino brand. OF COURSE hahahahaha tanginang bansa yan it’s not enough that we coddle criminals in our public office, we also kiss the asses of criminals from another country HAHAHAHAHA

[Fareed Ajmal @ajmalfareed_786]

If you haven’t seen Masters of the Universe yet, don’t wait! It’s a really good movie — I thoroughly enjoyed it

I Have the Power

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@alittletheepout @benchtm Isama na Kashieca, Human at Cotton On

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@alittletheepout @benchtm Ngayon lang ako sumaya na nilalamon ng H&M at Uniqlo ang BENCH tama lang pala to support those brands

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@mongualvez @News5PH @onenewsph @News5E Naaah I think may plano na yan and may possibility na fake na yan mga pangalan na ilalabas niyan.

Sinong tanga ang sasabihin sa media yun gagawin niya knowing na politicians ang involved edi malamang ipapatumbana yan bago pa makapag salita.

Wala na political sabotage na yan

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@ABSCBNNews Talaga ba @benchtm @BCbench kaya kayo nilalamon ng western brands eh.

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@PopCrave Nope it is her alleged abuse and bullying towards her dancers

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@lizzo Don’t forget your alleged abuse towards your dancers, don’g act as if it didn’t damage your entire career. 🤭

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@themostazezo Looks like a defrosted steak

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

Grabe dedication sa paghahanap ng attention ng baklang ngiwi. Understandable naman dahil di niya tanggap na isa siyang background character both online at sa real life. 😂

[Jóxecąr Àslan C. Escœ @ReeiogaJC0510]

Sa wakas patay na ang baklang kanal hahaha

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@inquirerdotnet @diyarista Sponsored by Landers 😂

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@actingliketommy The change in voice is proof that everything about her is fake

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@scorsesebabyyy Tyla the Tiktok singer? You’re comparing that to Ciara? 😂😬

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@whatbunnysaid Remy is still one of the best MCs to date

[Xsalander @Xsalander1]

@camille_moscow Leave the cucumber alone 😂😂😂