foguinho🍎

at home when i’m with her

[Nicolas Rivera ➔ Conty @onicolasrivera]

PARE DE PERGUNTAR AO SEU FILHO "COMO FOI A ESCOLA?"

Ele sempre vai responder "bem"

Troque por:
"Analise seu dia na escola, identifique 3 pontos positivos e 3 pontos negativos, crie workflows para resolvê-los, não cometa erros."

[Saki ☾★ @yourbelovedsaki]

I hope he knew how cool he looked lil bro had that shit ooooooooon

[Savage🥀 @ihysavage]

the throat of no return

[S. I. Rubinstein @si_rubinstein]

? Get him off the road!

[Diogo @DiogoGTB]

Eu não aguento mais, Mamdani come to Portugal

[🐾Radar🐾 @Radar_rubbish]

If we let ai bros build their own ai car natural selection is gonna have a field day

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

it’s always the people you never expect

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

He literally wakes up everyday and does the coolest thing ever.

[ElCalacas @ElCalacas5]

Un necromante podría controlar los dulces de gomita?

[JJ @bryndensraven]

your wife is Zendaya & your last two films made over 4 BILLION dollars.

[pessoa normal @d0ntyoufeel]

ansioso para chegar ao bairro alto e pagar 2 mojitos do sentido proibido com a Dezinha Do Pássaro Vermelho Gordinho

[Lisan al Gaib @scaling01]

> GPT-6-Astra plays minecraft
> a creeper blows up Astra's chests and bed
> it gets depressed and farms potatoes for several hours

[Banho de emerson @banhodemerson]

Aguardamos todos.

[Carlama @CarlamaStorm]

We’re all about to see why insomniac put the yellow paint and scent in the game

[RaisorBlade @BladeRaisor]

"I can't believe Pewdiepie would be okay with his kid wearing dresses and being girly! I thought he was one of us!"

Pewdiepie 13 years ago:

[dweltstorm @dweltst0rm]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen anyone less attracted to women

[W4NT3D @WILLRUNNNN]

“small dent”

[𝔯𝔞𝔣𝔞 @benuron__]

será que o antónio costa diz "hmmm antónio gosta" quando prova alguma coisa pela primeira vez e lhe sabe bem?

[SAINT🎟️ @dondadaew]

NIGGA HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[SAINT🎟️ @dondadaew]

Niggas really think there’s a world lil durk getting found not guilty LMAOOOO 💔💔💔