Xtreme Parenting

I have 4 kids under 5....that's right 4, 3, 2 and 7 months. It's a lot. Update: 5 kids under 7.. scratch what I said before. This might break me.

[The Dad @thedad]

Interviewer: Why is there a 6-month gap in your resume?

Me: my 5yo was telling a story

[Pfizer UK @Pfizer_UK]

@weetabix @HeinzUK Haven’t our scientists worked hard enough, without having to come up with an antidote to this?

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

Me- leftovers for dinner tonight i reckon kids
@weetabix -hold my beer

#weetabixandbeans @HeinzUK #ItHasToBeHeinz

[Weetabix @weetabix]

Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

Can't get enough of these #Berniememes

[mama tried. @SameRiver2wice]

One of the best I've seen so far. #Berniememes

[Michael Cowtan tweets 🌐 @MichaelCowtan]

This the last one, and the best one #Berniememes

[Tired Working Mom @WorkingMom86]

Me the moment remote learning is over before the weekend:

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

So sad to hear this. The @TEDTalks that discussed #ADHD within the educational system were eye opening and begged for much needed change. We wish his family comfort.

[Sir Ken Robinson @SirKenRobinson]

It is with heavy hearts that we announce Sir Ken Robinson died peacefully yesterday, 21st August 2020, surrounded by family after a short battle with cancer.

We will be following up with a further update as we begin to follow Sir Ken’s wishes and honour his legacy.

[GigiFor.TheWin @GigiForTheWin]

That Bitch #CaroleBaskin 😂😂

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

5 #kids agree this was as good as a happy meal! #RateMyKFC

#Covid_19 #covidfood #QuaratineLife #friedchicken #foodie #whatsfordinner

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

Who's with me??

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

How I feel right about now...

#SocialDistancing #SocialDistance #SocialDistancingPickUpLines #Corona #CoronaVirus #Covid_19

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

#livingitlarge #coronavirus #corona #COVID19 #funny #memesdaily #funny

[Marcus Gray LaPorte @MarcusGrayDoor]

Things Covid has proven:

1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely

2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didnt want them to.

3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury

4. Universal healthcare is necessary

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

#CoronaVirusUpdate #Corona #coronawithkids #coronavirus #SocialDistancing #SocialDistancingNow #kids #Covid_19 #COVID19 #COVID2019

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

Told 3 sons #bedtime story of 4 Hobbits on a mission to save middle earth from #sauron, headed to mordor to destroy a magic ring. Am now master story teller! Tomorrow? Ferris Bueller! #parenting #kids #whatever

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

No kids in my house with that description.. move along.

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

Shout out to parents on new years eve buying snacks for tomorrows "day off". Oh and wine. We're gonna need some wine. #NewYearsEve #parenting #kids #ny2020 #newyearwithkids

[IMAGINE PEACE TOWER @IPTower]

Love is you
You and me
Love is knowing we can be

- @johnlennon, 1970

Send your wish and view the live stream now at https://t.co/uQY6MwrfZW

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

#true #parenting

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Once you can send your kids to play in the other room without worrying about them dying, the second part of your life begins.

[Xtreme Parenting @XtremeParenting]

Trying to get your kid to breathe in #ventolin is like trying to watch the OA and not question everything about the dimension we're currently living in. #TheOAPartII #TheOA2 #TheOAPart2 #theoa #kids