@dieguera_xs🇧🇷🇧🇼

Gremista 🇧🇼

[@dieguera_xs🇧🇷🇧🇼 @XxDieguin]

Diego Xavier bolado desde 2003

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Caio Warriors @caio_warriors]

França: vídeo de 2 minutos pra anunciar o melhor elenco da Copa

Seleção Brasileira indo anunciar que convocou o Weverton:

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

pay solid attention;

an average millionaire is 40 not 23
an average billionaire is 55 not 35
the average age to buy a house is 35 not 25
most men hit their peak confidence at 32 not in their 20s
it takes the average person 66 days to build a habit not 7
the average ceo is 57 not 30
most people meet their life partner after 27 not 18
the average successful business takes 5-7 years not 6 months
most people don’t know what they want until they’re 30 not at graduation

stop letting social media brainwash you. you are not behind, you’re on your own track. live it ❤️

[Modern McCarthyist ☭⃠ @SensibleFascist]

Why is my timeline just Indians killing themselves in increasingly cartoonish looney toons ways now, I want to go back to the cute Japanese people admiring bbq and cowboy hats.

[Moises @Mowgli420]

Gracias por los torrents. Nunca lo supe decir en ruso, así que ojala lo entiendan.

[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

After seeing similar radical ideas floated in F1, it’s still INSANE that no one in charge understands that the easiest way to capture the “younger generation” isn’t by condensing every sport into a Tik Tok video but by increasing accessibility (example: ticket prices)

[Chorume do Grêmio @chorumedogremio]

pov: você fez 5 gols no jogo mas jogou contra o neymar

[MPARRAS @MParras_ps3]

Sabes que la gente tiene el cerebro frito con tiktok cuando en vez de ver una jirafa recibiendo una mamada, ven dos números.

[showbricio @AdoroLoirinhas]

O sanduíche que aquele colega de trabalho tira da lancheira as quatro da tarde após ter almoçado um escondidinho com salada (com molho) e um banoffee de sobremesa

Ele faz questão de falar que o foi o marido dele que fez…

[🎃 𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙠𝙧𝙤𝙣_ @Unikron_]

THREAD:

Todos os poderes do Bolsonaro Hipotético

[Soldier Boy 🛡 #TK⸙ @King_Lunariano]

Aqui está o ser mais poderoso de toda a ficção, Conheça o Bolsonaro hipotético da esquerda

[Chorume do Grêmio @chorumedogremio]

um recado para neymar JR.

[Mega Drive @ComuDoMega]

Deveria ter mentido no currículo!

[Trad West @trad_west_]

Its Sunday, go to Holy Mass

[El Rayado Objetivo @objetivo_mty]

Mayores placeres de la vida:

1- comer
2- coger
3- cagar
4- entrar a Twitter cuando tu equipo ganó

[ROGZ @FactoenX]

La vida cuando el nene que esta corriendo en el Restaurante se da la cabeza contra la punta de una mesa

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I'm liking your instagram photo from 8 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I’m not stalking you.