evil wizard

penis reveal at 1 bajillion

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My tumblr aunt said I could get a superwholock tattoo if I was sorted into Gryffindor

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I’m getting married at recess do you wanna be the guy that does the marriage

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Giving my hanky a crass name

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Watching memenade in 2019

Watching memenade in 2026

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Thinking about why vine died

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Meta tweeting

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My pubes are a combover situation

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Asking the priest why his haircut is so gay

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I heard a rumor that youth pastor is Vanessa Hudgens

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Asking the youth pastor why does he look so gay

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Asking youth pastor why he has a woman’s haircut

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My crush sent me chug jug with you shorts so I think we’re gonna schedule a hug in the hall and play duos

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It’s called uk poo dad and it’s life changing

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Watching gummo while eating eggs

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Calling school and asking if their refrigerator is running

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It’s called the minor league so Roblox devs go to the games and Chris Hansen gets them

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Soliciting nudes from a major

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Top 10 Calling Teacher Mom aura moments

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Going to the penis hospital with bad intentions

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Getting who getting the best head tattooed on my forehead