Jœy

Goin bozo on these doppelgänger JoJos

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

For anime fans who know nothing about football this is like when Madara brought out the second giant ass boulder against the 5 Kage

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

THE LIGHT BEHIND MY EYES

[Marques @M_Brawl]

Embiid MVP trophy came from SHEIN

[Neo @NeoWokio]

They got Rihanna in the super smash bros stage builder

[CableThanos @JoshCashman_]

That annual 49er collapse

[Dr. Nut @Dr_Nut_]

I’m in there cig in mouth cash in hand

[Sed🦇 @SedhamHussein]

They melting the percs onna spoon and shooting it directly into his bloodstream

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

While fighting, one of my children broke a window and 20 years later they still haven't confessed who did it. They don't know I have video from a security camera and I'm planning to reveal it in the perpetrator's wedding.

[westcovina626sgv @626westcovina]

These suspects senselessly killed two men and wounded two others at a family party in Covina Sunday night.

If you have any information identifying the suspects in this photo, please get in touch with your local police department or DM @crystalbeee_

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

nobody is gonna pay to be verified but I would definitely pay to have a duel feature where petty arguments get solved in a public roast where we can vote on who won and the loser gets they shit deleted permanently

[Matt Mamba @MattMamba24]

The Packers and Lions should play for this land and use it like a trophy.

[Patricia @IdealPatricia]

prosciutto before Italians harvest it from the sea
https://t.co/4KQGBCJTkJ

[express written consent haver @KenRosenthot]

vins career spanned 45% of the entire history of major league baseball

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

💙💙💙