Yo Mama So Fat

Yo Mama Jokes and other irreverent humor.

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Remember the Magic Eye? They were the rage in the 90s! https://t.co/f2MYW6caFl

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Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

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Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."

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Yo mama is so poor that I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.

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How have your favorite celebs changed? These are skocking! https://t.co/BMxUBS0xsI

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Yo mama is so greasy that I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.

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Yo mama is so dark that when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.

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Yo mama's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.

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The Olsen Twins! Love them! https://t.co/PECmznWRtc

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Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!

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Yo mama's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

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Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue

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Remember when these girls were on Disney? https://t.co/yjKBwmpnQm

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Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds

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Yo mama's butt is so big it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds"

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Yo mama's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice"

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Yo mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes.

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“I’m not eating too much candy,” Yo mama said sweetly.

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Yo mama's lips are so big that Chapstick had to invent a pray.