Cornholio

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

I’m a certified fucking weapon with the leaf blower. I get wizard with a wand allegations

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

@DrJesseMorse Everyone on this app shits on everything who cares you posted cool shit that a lot of like just keep doing your thing

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

@SmolaDS @HaydenWinks Like PUKA

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

@SmolaDS @HaydenWinks Tom Brady was suspending because he didn’t turn his cell phone over to the league. The NFL led by that puppet fuck is ridiculous. Personally DV offenders shouldn’t be paid and suspended for a whole year but that’s not the case. It’s bullshit how they pick and choose suspensions.

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

I’m watching Chicken Little bc she called my chicken little. The sky is falling.

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

This ump for the Dodgers Braves is nails

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

@ccheath1 @LogansTwitty Baker is horrible I promise it’s not Emeka

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

It feels like the patriots just hangout and occasionally play football on the weekends

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

@HaydenWinks Fire that stupid fuck McDaniels trash ass he’s so fucking predictable look at the SB and every game so far

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Commanders QB Jayden Daniels avoided surgery on his dislocated left elbow for now, but it still is very much in play for after this season.

cc: @tyschmit

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[Underdog @Underdog]

“Zach Ertz with the reception for the Eagles!”

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

I hope Baker Mayfield gets Wally pipped

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

Yeah forever fuck USC for that shit man and celebrating it too 8 has to get fucked up

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

@DaDolphLundgren That shit crooked

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

@LateRoundQB Thank you JJ I got him in the 12th round you are him

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

@Stacksppr No my facial skin gets dry sometimes. I would never discuss such a personal act on twitter

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

I reach for my 40 dollar moisturizer in a cup the size of a Reese’s cup. I put it on like war paint and tell myself I am a warrior, I am a tough guy. I just suffer from dry skin.

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

@salvaje50 @LosTalksPats @Patriots If asswipe maye didn’t under throw him he would’ve have 4-70 with a tut in the 1st half. He got hurt his first target of the 2nd half 90 seconds into their drive.

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

@PatsBuzz Stafford had a bad game. Maye blew that game with 3 interceptions in the final 3 drives of the game. Absolutely horrible what he did and inexcusable. Who gives a shit what Stafford did when Drake Maye played that poorly.

[Cornholio @Y0cornholi0000]

Goodbye booger I just sneezed out on my forearm, I’m sorry.