Craig

You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!

[Sam @SamCKx]

Less than 18 hours ago, the brave and dignified father of Henry Nowak appealed to the nation to not use his son’s death to create further division.

“We want to use Henry’s heartbreaking story to make change for the better. We do not want his death to create further division, hatred or tension.”

Nigel Farage clearly has different plans as he exploits that family’s unimaginable loss and pain to further his own political ambitions, and create more of the division his party is thriving on:

“I suggest the rest of us respond to this with pure, cold, rage.”

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

absolutely no one:
corporations june 1:

[Craig @Y2Craig]

@scurrilusrumour Flawless choice!

[Craig @Y2Craig]

Touché 🤣🤣🤣

[Symboli Rudolf Pun Generator @RudolfLundgren]

The fight choreography:

[Craig @Y2Craig]

@TheCinesthetic An all time martial arts classic. Fight choreography still holds up today. So good I bought three copies! 😄

[Craig @Y2Craig]

@manxpie86 Hesus J Christ?

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Just a reminder that Slot won the Premier League and the following season they regressed and finished 5th. He was judged on the here and now and not past success. That is how ambitious clubs operate #NUFC

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Delighted we are getting big money for Gordon but remembered #NUFC will probably spend half of it on Jaidon Anthony

[airport @IAmNUFCAirport]

🚨EXC: Left back Matt Targett close to signing new deal at #NUFC.

👀 Wants to CHALLENGE Lewis Hall for spot in starting XI…and has England hopes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🔴 30 y.o impressed at Boro after eczema concerns

✍️ Understand club hierarchy have since filed for a restraining order.

#NUFC

[Craig @Y2Craig]

@OfficielKaybaye

[Craig @Y2Craig]

Off to buy some fucking rope.

[Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas]

🚨 Exclusive: What comes next at #nufc

⚪️ 'We're in a stronger position than 2025' David Hopkinson tells @TheiPaperSport
⚫️ 'Support' for Eddie Howe confirmed
⚪️ #nufc to move quickly on ins & outs with Gordon deal close

Read (£1 for 3 months) 👇 https://t.co/4Kw5MLBxdy

[Craig @Y2Craig]

Regardless of Anthony Gordon's form and commitment, it's utterly depressing to see reports of selling him combined with links to signing Liam Delap and Solly Fucking March. Get these fucking Chuckle brothers the hell away from anything to do with recruitment.

[Craig @Y2Craig]

@CraigHope_DM @NathSalt1 Think his barber has took a bit more than usual off the top there.

[Craig @Y2Craig]

@toonTouthtyne @Weldy43 I've never been to either I was just thinking of The Office. 😅

[LC @NUFCLC]

If the board are fully responsible for everything on the pitch then I’d like to thank them solely for winning us a trophy last season and getting into Europe.

Can’t give Howe the credit when it goes well then blame the board when it doesn’t.

That’s called an agenda 👍🏻

#NUFC

[Craig @Y2Craig]

@toonTouthtyne @Weldy43 Slough > Swindon.

[Craig @Y2Craig]

@leecarty8 Fuck off Lee. I was having a really good day until I saw this on my timeline. 😩😭

[Craig @Y2Craig]

All I know is that a don definitely never wears shorts.

[Craig @Y2Craig]

@tinysima @NUFCThreatLevel He does. Or did.

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

I have been asked to run this poll countless times this season.

I promised I would run it once, at the end of the season, so we had all the facts.

So….whilst the club seem to have backed him to lead us into next season, where do YOU stand on Eddie Howe’s future? #NUFC