YA BOY DANIEL TOSH

Yo its Ya Boy Daniel!

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

Bitches be like, i aint no Ratchet.

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

Followers go follow @YoureRatchetIf for some great tweets.

[You're Ratchet if... @YoureRatchetIf]

You wear hair extensions.

[You're Ratchet if... @YoureRatchetIf]

You call other girls Ratchets..

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

An ipad mini? So... a ipod?

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

LOL AT YOUR SWAG!

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

Relationships? Ain't nobody got time for dat!

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

Yo its ya boy danny tosh.

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

FISH. Fuck it, Shit Happens.

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

I got 99 Donuts. BECAUSE SOME HITCH ATE ONE!

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

My dicks so big in can go from A-Z on a keyboard. Wait a mintue...

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

Im sorry if I didn't make myself clear. GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

You know your a Goon if you play your music through your phone speaker.

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

A bitch niqqa. Thats the shit we all dont like.

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

Man i like talking shit. I fell like P Diddy.

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

Fuck Trick Daddy!

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

I do it for the Rachets!

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

Errrr body in da club gettin tipsy!

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

Your definitely a douche if your favorite rapper is Lil Wayne.

[YA BOY DANIEL TOSH @YABOYDANIELTOSH]

No one Gives a Fuck!