YA BOY MITT

NOT GIVIN UP ON MY RUN 2 THE WHITE HOUSE PLAYAS

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

holy shit did yall know its ILLEGAL to smoke weed in america?? dear god im finna make some changes #weed

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

#SignsSheRatchet she say she vote me n then i see an obama sticker on her car n im like pick a man you ratchet ass

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

when is that election everybody keeps talkin about? tryna decide if/when i should vote let a YOLO know

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

try to tell u no but my body keeps on telling u yes @MichelleObama

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

wtf i been praying real hard but theres still gay ppl #WTF

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

favorite movies: Birth of a Nation, 500 Days of Summer, Harry and the Hendersons, Land Before Time VII

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

activities: writing letters to @MichelleObama (xoxo), playin pick up racquetball at my local country club, throwin pennies at poor ppl

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

interests: long walks on the beach, callin taco bell n askin if they deliver (lol), taking blunts to the mofuggin face

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

#TalkLikeYourBestFriend "i got food stamps on food stamps on food stamps HANDOUTS 4 EVERY1" - @BarackObama

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

#RappersBetterThanSouljaBoy @JoeBiden after six shots lol so true

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

lol i got Siri to call my President DaddyCakes lol is that funny idk

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

#SignsSheRatchet she asks what the policy is on ur stimulus package

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if shes still a Democrat #shestooyoungforyoubro

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

i have 12 homes but can only remember where 10 of them are #TheStruggle

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

sometimes i just thank god that Solo and YOLO rhyme like thats convenient as shit

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

#IfWeGoOutJustKnow i fuck on the first date

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

studies show that i dont give a shit about food stamps actually idek what they are so fuck them

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

some ppl go "Mitt how can you smoke n get fucked up? Mormons arent even allowed drink caffeine" ...last time i checked i didnt give a FUCK

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

how can yall be sleeping people are getting welfare money right now and they POOR! cant sleep man this shit is fucked

[YA BOY MITT @yaboymitt]

gays in the military #thatsthatshitidontlike