Don Julio (SG/SF)

First and foremost a hooper. Dog dad, god fearer, son, friend, skee ball player, cyclist, styrofoam carry out box eater, Laos enthusiast.

[Don Julio (SG/SF) @YBN_DIY_Dom]

My toilet clogging streak may have came to an end yesterday at 5 days, but I just started a bigger and better clog streak.

Stay tuned

[Don Julio (SG/SF) @YBN_DIY_Dom]

I’ve given myself 3 hemorrhoids in the last month from straining to fart in my sister’s HVAC vent

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For a second my girlfriends snoring sounded EXACTLY like the lego star wars the complete series mini set satellite thing building noise

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People whose third brake light does a little blinky thingy piss me the fuck off

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Imagine kidnappin someone throwing them in your trunk just to have to press the button for the door to slowly close

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If this game goes to ET do we drag Biebers ass back out for a second halftime show?

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So you’re telling me that Lime Bicycle 80m away just wants me so bad???? Daddy?

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Fred Van Vleet is up there with Kyle. That backcourt had me squirting cumming jizzing and splashing EVERYWHERE

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nba cake tier-ranking

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I have hereby strucketh the caption “Girls Trip!” from the realm of Instagram possibilities. What are they going to do

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Why hasn’t Derek Rae learned to pronounce Atlanta the way the locals say it #ARGEGY

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Tim Ream the type of guy that mansplains disc golf to you and is ass

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I’m looking for a little bird that sits on my shoulder who urges me away from nicotine yet lovingly provides zyns when I ask very politely.

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Next person to wear low top converse gets executed

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Just watched a squirrel cross i-75 #HennythingIsPossible

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Big Turf: Yeah let’s craft lookalike grass out of dinosaur juice because it’s cheaper than watering and cutting a plant

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What’s life without occasionally smearing tiger balm on your balls

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Food I just cooked and am about to eat #Ben #BenLife #trombone #cannedtuna

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i used to be a crackshot tweeter

can’t even dream of 6 likes these days

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Name a better nighttime activity than a personal pitcher, winning trivia and a joint on da roooif

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Retweeting for reach

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Dreams are cool and all but the whole time it’s just like when does my wiener get involved

[Don Julio (SG/SF) @YBN_DIY_Dom]

Dreams are cool and all but the whole time it’s just like when does my wiener get involved