YByteMe

Worth every byte. 🧑🏻‍💻

Not impersonating anyone. DM for removal requests.

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

Did I scare you guys? 👀😭
Be honest… I kinda scared myself too. 💀

#Oops #GenZ #JustVibes

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

You can keep doing this, get monetized on X for the reach, pay everyone back, and still make money. That’s the main scam here.

[Jay Singh @Jayrathore9068]

Guys, please stop reporting the money you sent to me, otherwise you might lose it. My bank just texted me saying that they’re holding ₹2,000. Please don’t report the transactions, or I won’t be able to send the money back to you all. Just please wait until tomorrow 🙏

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

Domino’s is undefeated when it comes to late-night hunger. 🍕🔥

You may love it, you may hate it…

But when it’s 1 AM and you want food FAST 👇

Ordered at 1:19 AM
Received a piping hot, fresh pizza at 1:32 AM.

13 MINUTES. 🤯

That’s not delivery.
That’s teleportation. 😭🍕

Crazy respect. 🫡

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

Booked an Uber Auto from the metro to home.

Driver: Santhosh
Auto: KA01AS2593

I called him while getting off the metro: “Where are you?”

No answer. 📵

There were 20+ autos lined up outside, so I started playing “Find My Uber” IRL. 😂

Finally found the auto.

Except… someone else was already sitting inside. 💀

And Santhosh? Just chilling there, waiting to drive that passenger in the OPPOSITE direction — without cancelling my ride.

So I booked a Rapido and went home.

But here’s the crazy part:

I kept tracking my Uber ride…

Guess where my “Uber” was actually going? 👀

@Uber_India this is not how bookings work. 😭

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

Bangalore salary: ₹40k/month
iPhone price: ₹1.5L
Bangalore rent: ₹20k/month

So basically I can choose between iPhone, rent, or eating.

Apple has entered the Hunger Games. 💀

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

Bro what’s up with this peak hour metro in Bangalore

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

That pause said everything 😭

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

That “hi” had absolutely no hesitation 😭

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

I love doing absolutely nothing and then complaining that I have no time. 😭💀

#Relatable #GenZ #Mood

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

When that one family member walks into your room at the WORST possible time 😭💀

Me: 🙂
My soul: 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

@flowininwin Let’s boost

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

@crypto_daddy021 Connect da

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

I love doing absolutely nothing and then complaining that I have no time. 😭💀

#Relatable #GenZ #Mood

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

When that one family member walks into your room at the WORST possible time 😭💀

Me: 🙂
My soul: 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

@Whomujtaba1 Hu

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@AndrianiGio22 Hello

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@crypto_daddy021 Hello

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@dtitser Hello

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@Whomujtaba1 Hello

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

I would’ve straight-up slapped him for disturbing my sleep, bro 😭💀
Like hello?? Sleep was happening. Have some respect. 😭

[YByteMe @YByteMe]

Are we sure they’re father and daughter? Because those actions are not giving father-daughter at all 😭💀