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no dogma, not even your service dogma

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

SCOOP: The Trump admin is trying to list antifa as a top counter-terrorism priority in the National Intelligence Priorities Framework, which tells all U.S. intelligence agencies where to focus.

The real target, it seems, is domestic dissent.

My latest.

https://t.co/jqy5CpEUf9

[Parody Account @YGSparody]

Having an unstable Lebanon has never benefitted Israel, the goal in Iran should not be civil war.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

With oil prices skyrocketing, take a moment to remember all the renewable energy and electric vehicle initiatives this administration tore up.

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@AmiDar They don’t want to be the next Syria. Abandoned to die.

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@NTarnopolsky Manifest destiny

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Where is China getting oil?

[Kevin O’Neill @KevinBuffalo]

RIP to my favorite Presidents Day fun fact.

John Tyler, our 10th president, had a grandson alive until last May.

John had a son while in his 60s.
That son had a kid while in his 70s.
And that kid, Harrison Tyler, passed away last year at age 96.

So… New fun fact:
John was born during Washington administration. So 3 generations of Tylers span EVERY PRESIDENCY IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Same male reporters repeatedly elevate content clipped to make women leaders and influencers look incompetent while ignoring the foibles of men. Exhausting.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

All Democrats should start talking about measles outbreaks in Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Kentucky, Minnesota, Nebraska, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, Virginia, Washington, and Wisconsin.

[Parody Account @YGSparody]

My heart broke for Syria and now for Iran. People and cultures are amazing, we need a free Middle East.

[Nazanin Boniadi @NazaninBoniadi]

Any human rights abuse is abhorrent.

But doctors and investigative journalists report 30,000+ killed in Iran in just two days.

Human rights groups have verified 5,000+ so far.

Memes trivializing or conflating this with U.S. politics are obscene and indefensible.

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Do you remember when you joined X?
Good grief, I need better hobbies

[Noa Argamani @ArgamaniNoa]

Yossi, 655 days have passed since that cursed day, and only now has the time come to bury you with honor in the Land of Israel.

During all the time we spent together in captivity, we shared so many experiences from our travels around the world, discovered many common passions, and imagined how we would leave Gaza, return to our families, and fulfill all our dreams.

You told me about your amazing family, who later became my family too. You told me about Nira and your daughters, and you always spoke of them with such admiration. From your stories, I couldn’t wait to meet them.

You told me about your brothers, sisters, and your mother, and you promised that as soon as we returned you would bring me the famous jachnun that everyone waits for every Saturday.

But in a single moment, just as the house we were in exploded, all those dreams vanished.

That day will stay with me until my last. I will never understand why, why I am here and you are not.

The three of us sat side by side, you, Itay, and me, and now I stand in the cemetery in Be’eri where both of you are buried in the ground.

I tried everything to save you, Yossi, but it was already too late. I am so sorry.

Thank you for the time we shared, for being by my side through the hardest moments, and for holding me when I broke down. Thank you for teaching me what humility and unity truly mean.

I promise to carry forward your spirit and your path for the rest of my life.

Thank you for everything.

[Ihab Hassan @IhabHassane]

BREAKING: Since the ceasefire began, Hamas militias have unleashed a wave of arrests across Gaza, dozens seized, accused of being “collaborators” or members of anti-Hamas clans. They’re now publicly announcing that executions will soon take place.

After two years of relentless Israeli bombing, Gazans are now trapped under Hamas’s bullets and prisons.

Where are the human rights organizations now, the ones who claim to defend Palestinians, but fall silent when the killers are Hamas?

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Dr. Jane Goodall 1934 - 2025

In 1962, a very young woman named Jane Goodall stepped into the African forest.

What she would discover shattered our understanding of the place of human beings in the world.

She revealed that chimpanzees use tools, form bonds, and experience emotions.

Dr. Goodall’s discoveries forced the world to redefine man.

These discoveries shattered long-held scientific assumptions and bridged the distance between humans and the rest of creation.

Dr. Goodall revolutionized primatology and helped shape global conservation policy.

When Dr. Goodall went into the forest, she was attacked and derided by male scientists who laughed at the idea that she could offer anything of import.

She stood alone in the field and proved them wrong.

Because of her, countless women have pursued careers in biology, ecology, conservation, and other fields in STEM.

Over the years, as I have traveled through the world and met some of the most prominent women in all areas of conservation and environmental sciences, all but a few told me they were inspired to get into their field by Jane Goodall’s example.

We have lost a giant.

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@juliaioffe Alaska?

[Ihab Hassan @IhabHassane]

You cannot oppose the killing of civilians in one place and justify it in another. If your stance varies based on who the victims are, it is not a moral position—it’s a selective, morally bankrupt double standard.

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@aziz0nomics Only acceptable answer

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@yashar Wow