Josh Jones

Draw me like one of your french girls

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

@YodelOnline can you please get back to me sarah ?

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

@YodelOnline i have messaged you like you said and have tweeted a few more times too, is there a reason why youre not getting back to me ?

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

@YodelOnline how you getting on there sarah ?

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

@YodelOnline but it says the email doesnt exist. [email protected] ? what is the correct email ?

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

@YodelOnline i have messaged it to you. i was given an email to contact about my next day delivery being refunded

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

@YodelOnline WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PARCEL YOU BUNCH OF SADDLE SNIFFERS

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

@YodelOnline You truly are the worst fucking delivery service out there, i now actively avoid sites if i know they use you for delivery

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

Red bull and honey BBQ beef jerky. The breakfast of champions

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

You haven't faced true adversity til you've tried to put on a latex glove with even just a slightly clammy palm #thestruggleisreal

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

I'm completely shocked by them Kim Kardashian photos. I mean, pink nips !? Who would have guessed ! #curveball #funnyoldgame

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Captain Morgan was a real person - He was a Welsh pirate who later became the lieutenant governor of Jamaica.

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

There is a serious crab orgy going down on bbc 1 #LifeStory

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

I have a recurring dream that Pardew comes to pick my mum up,he stinks of Brut,ruffles my hair, calls me kid and then speeds off in his Jag.

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

@jackdbetts once you see it you can't un-see. It's a game changer

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

as if I've only just realised Danny dyers wife in EastEnders is 'Mi Julie' from the Ali G movie. Fuck i need to get out more

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

probably the wierdest shit you will read all day #thewholeworldisfucked http://t.co/a5yCvZw5Ra

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

@SeanHagan1 hahahahaha THE DARKNESS !!!

[Josh Jones @YMJonesy]

maaaaan i really wanna dress up as Rick James this Halloween but the weave alone would be crazy expensive #unity