YONIC TONIC

Vermont comedy duo Anya Volz and Lori Goldman, relocated to NYC. Web series. Live shows. New season coming 2018. @anyavolz & @dogsandtears

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When Friday ain't your Friday

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Unsolved mysteries presents how to say you prefer British comedies without sounding like an arse

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It was more iconic to come out of Freaks & Geeks and NOT be an enormous celebrity within a decade. This 1 goes out to you, Millie. True art.

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Seeing a man masturbate outside your office at 9am is like hitting the unsolicited dick pic lottery #blessed

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Professional hack! Make your coworkers guess if the moisture on your face is rain or sweat! Team bonding! Fun!

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Fruit snacks, gummy bears, and gummy vitamins are like the 3 kardashian sisters but i wont tell you who's who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey heads up gimme a heads up if you have trouble gettin your head up

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Tired of jazzy instrumental Christmas songs posing as good

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Are we supposed to act like the new Degrassi season isn't currently streaming and we aren't compromising our health to consume it all ASAP?

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Sober people getting hype on desserts is what drives me to drink

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Honestly is there anything worse than that one guy that's like "you know naps only make you more tired right" except like cargo shorts?

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Everyone's having fun when you laugh out your tampon!!

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If you weren't already in a shame spiral, try accidentally stepping on a dog's paw!

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Hoping that in 2017 we all make peace with the black eyed peas' success

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It's hard to trust someone after you find out that their nickname in high school was Mopsy.

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Piano man cover on a guitar

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Tfw you think Robert Reich emailed you and only you.

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Me and moms are a lot alike. But they have minions on their wine Wednesday and I don't

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If someone has a dog but posts about anything else on Instagram, do they really have a dog?

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The relief you feel when you guess "congratulations" is the right thing to say and you were right is better than any pimple pop