Goddess ELLE 🫦

Financial dominatrix. Brainwashing enthusiast. The bad influence your mom warned you about

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Pump to pixels like the desperate loser you are

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Who wants to recreate this with me

[A @achxwho]

😭

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Nothing sexier than a man who hears "I want this" and starts immediately figuring out how

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Topless, moisturized, sipping mojitos by the pool and reading Murakami. God really does have favorites ☀️👙📖

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Findom is basically behavioral economics with better outfits. The sunk cost fallacy has never looked this good

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@nerinoire Thank you for your dedication to the greater good 🫡

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

The tits get them through the door, the psychological warfare makes them stay 💞

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I lure them in with titties then slowly unveil my mental illnesses.

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@mistressdivy Please do bank accounts next

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Women are basically the final boss of every species. Men are just increasingly confident NPCs 😮‍💨

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@WorshipVida Fuck him up

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

When Cardi said "cute in the face, heavy on the backside" I felt so represented I almost forgave every pair of jeans that betrayed me

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Shut your brain off. Toss away your dignity and embrace your new life as a cash dispensing drone 🪄🏧

[Daenerys Throatgaryen @UnfrndlyHottiee]

Men that say yes ma’am to you are sluts

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@hessnextdoor Not too much though we need him functional

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

The only issue when you're spoiled is that basic consideration starts feeling insulting

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@curvydommy He really thought he was subscribing to a girlfriend 😭

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Someone had to explain this to the financially illiterate

[Sina @thespicysina]

if he lets me use his credit card and I buy something for myself, it's free.

if he sends me money for it and i pay with that money, it's not free and now i don't even wanna buy it, because why am i spending my own money on it.

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

@thespicysina Thank you for advancing the field of Domme economics

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Sending for my drinks is clinically proven to make you less of a loser. Crazy what science can do

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

Why does it have to be such a struggle to find a good pair of jeans when you have a really fat ass 😔

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

I'm out here expanding my horizons. You're expanding your overdraft. Different lifestyles 💁🏻‍♀️

[Goddess ELLE 🫦 @YOUPAYELLE]

I travel the world, visit art museums and try local food while you work all day then scroll findom Twitter all night. I think we're both exactly where we belong