GOD GODSON

I am your GOD get on your knees worship me or you're going to HELL! I love you though!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

U KNOW WHAT FUCKERS I DONT DESERVE THIS I DONT DESERVE ONLY 4 FOLLOWERS AND BEING IGNORED BY HACK D-LISTERS IM LEAVING TWATTER FOR GOOD! FU!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

@joelmchale WHY DOESN'T THE SOUP HAVE A KICK ASS TWEET OF THE WEEK? IF U DO USE IT U KNOW WHERE THE IDEA CAME FROM... ME!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

@WhitneyCummings I NEED SOME FAMOUS PEOPLE 2 FOLLOW ME WILL U... ASK SOME CELEBS U KNOW 2 FOLLOW ME THNX!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

WRITING FUNNY TWEETS IS SO HARD! WHICH MAKES IT A GREAT WEAPON TO USE AGAINST YOUR FOES IM LOOKIN AT U FRED SAVAGE!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

TRIVIA TIME: WHO HAS THE MOST CELEB FOLLOWERS? NO NOT SIR GILBERT GOTTFRIED! KIM KARDASHIANS ASS I DIDNT MEAN ON HERE! THANKS 4 PLAYING!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

@THE_REAL_SHAQ THIS IS GOD! LISTEN UR GOOD AT NICKNAMES GIMME A GOOD 1 AND I'LL THINK ABOUT LETTING U STAY WITH A TEAM 4 MORE THAN 1 YEAR

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

@mikethemiz DID UR PARENTS GET THE FRUIT BASKET I SENT 2 THEM AS AN APOLOGY 4 CREATING U? LET ME KNOW OH AND IM AWESOME!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

AND GOD SAID LET THE WORLD MOURN THE FACT THAT @WhitneyCummings HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THAN ME. I MEAN WHO THE FUCK IS SHE? JK I KID CUZ I LOVE

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@RealJeffreyRoss ANY RELATION 2 JIM? ANYWAY UR THE ROAST MASTER I WAS THINKIN WOULD U WANNA DO A ROAST OF SATAN? TAKE YOUR TIME

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@CuthbertElisha HELLO MY FAVORITE CREATION! I KNOW IM GOD YOUR HEAVENLY FATHER YADDA YADDA YADDA BUT IF U DONT MIND INCEST I DONT

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

I FIND THE LACK OF PETER CAMPBELL ON MAD MEN SEASON 2 DISTURBING LETS FIX THIS MATTHEW WEINER!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

I VISITED THE VIRGIN MARY EARLIER TODAY AND LETS JUST SAY SHE IS NOW REFERRED TO AS JUST MARY... GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

MAD MEN IS A GREAT SHOW DON DRAPER SURE DOES LOVE HOOKERS! BUT SO DO I WHATS UP MARY MAGDELINE SORRY ABOUT THE HERPES SWEAR I DIDNT KNOW!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

@Jesus_M_Christ STILL NOT RESPONDING 2 MY TWEETS HUH? THATS OK LOOKS LIKE SOME1 WILL B GETTING HIS WII TAKEN AWAY!

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@kanyewest U GOT SO MANY FOLLOWERS IN SUCH A SHORT TIME I NEEDED BRAIN WASHING AND SCARE TACTICS 2 DO THAT OVER THOUSANDS OF YEARS KUDOS 2 U

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

B LUCKY U GUYS CANT HEAR PRAYERS THEYRE ANNOYIN PLZ GOD I NEED FOOD PLZ GOD HEAL MY MOM IM LIKE SHUT UP PEOPLE IM TRYN 2 WATCH JERSEY SHORE!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

@ESPN_Michelle U R WHAT I LIKE 2 CALL A UFO- A UNLIKABLE FEMALE OGRE. GO YANKEES!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

ROMAN POLANSKI WON A TEEN CHOICE AWARD! HE WON "CELEBRITY I'D WANT 500 YARDS AWAY FROM ME AT ALL TIMES AWARD" CONGRATS ROMAN!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

@michaelianblack U DON'T HAVE 2 DECIDE IF YOU'D WANT ME OR BIGFOOT 2 BE REAL IM REAL MIB!

[GOD GODSON @YOURGOD]

TIME 4 BED OR AS ROMAN POLANSKI KNOWS IT HEARING A 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS VOCAL STRENGTH WHILE LYING DOWN