Yosef’s Plunger

Cleaning up the Stink since December 2020 #TakeTheStairs

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

Feels like yesterday we were reading the @ByEthanJoyce article about Earle and the plunger

[App State Football @AppState_FB]

Congrats to 2023 @appstate graduate, Jordon Earle 🎓

#GoApp

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

Now that I think of it, I’ve never seen an industrial waste dump in a GTA game before. Would be cool.

[Barstool Southern @BarstoolBoro]

Imagine being able to come to Georgia Southern in GTA VI

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

No, the part about our 5-0 run to finish the season is in there. Including the part where we beat an ineligible team on their own College Gameday during our climb from the basement to the championship.

[Shane Mettlen @Shane_DNRSports]

The Sun Belt, on the whole, sends out as informative and useful press releases as any conference. But this one does seem to be missing one key fact on how they got there. 😄

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

@SinShoot2kill It’s a lot of fun having another true rival in the conference, can’t wait to keep watching competitive games.
The entire conference seemed to flip halfway through the season. Marshall, GA State, and Southern were all blowouts for us and they started strong.

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

JMU fans have already forgotten they got so embarrassed by App they had to drop their fraudulent lawsuit.

[Brian @BallenJMU]

Idk about you guys but I’m super excited to watch the 2nd and 3rd best team in the conference play for the participation trophy. Troy vs App State should be a thriller.

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

@SinShoot2kill Still beat tho

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

@SinShoot2kill Bold talk for someone that lost to us during our 5-0 stretch to end the regular season. Keep coping JMSue, y’all don’t get to blame the NCAA when you watch from the couch next year.

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

@SinShoot2kill You’re right, next year we won’t have to listen to your asterisk comments we’ll just win it outright

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

@jimmynelson2013 Crazy, almost as if when you lose to a team in football they get to claim they’re a better team than you.
Enjoy your bowl game, y’all deserve it.

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

@jimmynelson2013 You’re right, we proved on the field that App is the better team. We aren’t the same at all.

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

@JMUGameday To me that sentence reads “we showed our whole ass on National TV, got embarrassed, and have to drop our lawsuit”

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

@Top_BeanCounter You too!

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

JMU Fans at 10-0: “we are gods gift to football”
JMU Fans at 10-1: “why is everyone being so mean?” 🥺😢

[Duke Dog Burner @DukeDogBurner]

I hope all the SBC teams talking crap remember all this for next season.

It’s not like JMU is ever going away. We’re reloading and we’ll even be better than this season.

Never poke the bear

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

TL;DR Georgia Southern doesn’t have any traditions so they started playing in sewage.
They call us dumb.

[Barstool Southern @BarstoolBoro]

Here since your lack of knowledge doesn’t know the significance of it. But I wouldn’t expect you to be able to read this from mountain town.

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

Y’all ever been to Statesboro? Southern looks like someone dropped a commuter school in the middle of some cotton fields #FailSouthern

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

Battle of the Blue Ridge (JMU)
Deeper Than Hate (GaSo)
The Old Mountain Feud (Marshall)
Mountains to Sea (Coastal)

Man we got too many rivals..I love it.

[JMU Gameday @JMUGameday]

Can we officially say App State is our biggest rival?

No one cares about ODU 😂

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

“Imagine celebrating beating an undefeated, ranked, conference rival just because they’re transitioning”
Imagine downplaying your own teams success to talk the weakest shit ever.

Don’t you have an NCAA petition to sign or something?

[Lawrence Smith 🇺🇸 @DLSmith93]

Imagine celebrating because a transitioning team lost their 1st game in Week 12 😂

JMUs just getting started. It’s gonna be a beautiful future 😈

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

Shawn Clark and mysterious unexplained RB1 usage name a better duo

[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

👀

[Adam Witten @AdamBWitten]

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[Yosef’s Plunger @YPlunger]

We are Sun Belt East basement dwellers with the talent to be running the table.