wetherspoons enjoyer

and you may ask yourself “how did i get here?”

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

tell gun girl i said us too

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

@elizofbeth my catholic hairline is just the other side of the same coin i hate it

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

Jimmy has 5 apples
Kate has 7 apples and a banana
use Jordan curve theorem to show that any arbitrary cycle such as c can be shrunk to a point on the pole of the banana

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

cry on the bus then on the train then on the tube then in my room

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

why does outside hawley arms smell like manure

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Beautiful day… Don’t even care that I’m red

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

nationalise the banks

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

dosing up on my microplastics

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

bad omen at the spoons

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

this was a draft i wrote last week that didn’t send but still holds

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

so excited to be first person in wetherspoons this morning

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

support your local wetherspoons

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

@SP1nightonly april fools?

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

@judddddddddd yesterday i had £2.61
yesterday i darent check my balance
today i checked my balance
pleasant surprise

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

ending the month with £2.61 in my account

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

gonna walk into bank of england and ask if they’ll lend me a tenner til payday

[ed mili @Ed_Milifans]

Part 1

[teddy @luncheoninfur]

zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

Woke agenda wants us to have a 29th of Feb 2025. Say NO to woke agenda. RT 🔁🔁

[wetherspoons enjoyer @YUNGAMU1]

Can’t believe it’s February. Haven’t showered all year lol 🤣🤣🤣