yeet_yeetly

‼️‼️🌭hotdog specialist 🌭‼️‼️ 🔛🔝blue ball extraordinaire

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

Sometimes I eat my butter noodles in the dark to feel like a peasant who’s too poor to afford candles

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

Every day this year has felt like this

[nima 🍋🫧 @hollanderosis]

it cracks me up sometimes when i remember shane and ilya are technically named john and elijah

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

Decided to go out on a limb and talk to the pretty girl at the laundromat. And she’s fucking married…to a man. Fml. I guess everybody has little tattoos and septum’s these days

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

Men who take of their shirts while working out are weak

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

One time I took a bunch of edibles and then did whippets. I low key went to another plane of existence and this exactly what it felt like. Dialogue and all.

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

Just got back from the gym and smoked a joint. About to eat dinner while listening to tame impala. I love my life <3

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

Help I want to go to bed but it’s only 5:49

[heart attack apologist @ja1boyh]

Today at trader joe’s employees will be giving you gender affirming surgery behind the counter instead of head like they normally do

[SlightlySus⁉️⁉️ @slightlysus1]

NO FUCKING WAY JD VANCE HAS A WARIO

[kami 💘 @whatkamisays]

i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree

[Goblin Shane 𑣲⋆｡˚ @goblin_shane]

Holy shit. We won

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

Libbing out so hard I just streamed only the young

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

@bunnygirl_lulu At least you know him before the hair is gone 😭 imagine only seeing hair in old pics like a dad

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

Statistically moving forward most of my partners will be bald men 🥀

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

Do apple employees use they/them pronouns for all customers or was I just giving nb today

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

Just backed in to park my Subaru at the voting center while wearing SnapBack. I feel like a hey mamas lesbian

[mar ☆ @asillylittlepal]

who had more of an impact?

[layne @mooncallister]

if i invite you to hangout and you bring your boyfriend i’m Killing him on the spot

[The Soverign Netizen @Ringler_SSBM]

Last night I bought a 12 pack of squirt and the cashier asked “what are you planning on mixing with this?” And I got so mad that the only appropriate response I could say was “it’s a perfectly fine beverage on its own”

[yeet_yeetly @YYeetly]

This but also add on the fact that I only share genes with one 💀

[Lusee @luseemeow]

Talking with my parents realising we literally have nothing in common except for the genes