Zheng Yan

The key to happiness is low expectations :) MS CS @Stanford 2021

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

At work I’ve stopped asking “what is ____?”

Because I can instead ask “what do we define as ____?” and get the same answers but seem smarter somehow

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

@EmmaKumer lol what a nerd

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

The most connected I’ve felt this year: when FB/IG went down and 6 unrelated people asked me what I did to fuck this one up

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

@MelisaOlgun so at least you get a burrito bowl for your time

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

@MelisaOlgun I meant via doordash

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

@MelisaOlgun Are they at least buying you dinner

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

@blakecrouch1 Have you considered a Recursion sequel exploring the other lost... alternate timelines

and calling it 50 Slades of Grey

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Gamestonk!!
https://t.co/RZtkDzAewJ

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

Woohoo! Thank you for giving me the opportunity to work on this project, and all the incredible support throughout this process 😄

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

Ever wonder how COVID takes down your immune system? The secret is Among Us strats. Check out my new video:

https://t.co/LfHYWAwahs

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Wow. WaPo just released a recording showing President Trump attempting to blackmail Georgia's Secretary of State to overturn the election.

Listen:

[Jonathan Leitschuh - [email protected] @JLLeitschuh]

.@YZheng261's excellent animated "Llama Explains" version of the Zoom debacle is trending on /r/programming 😂

https://t.co/RQZyjkUx7y

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

@brightoes Wouldn’t it be great if you could just dump that memory

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

Evidence of fraud so far:

1) @DeanBrowningPA’s twitter career

2) ^^^ take a look, it’s VERY funny

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

I’m really conflicted on this voter fraud thing.

On one hand, election experts, AP, CNN, Fox News, and bipartisian officials/poll watchers all agree there’s no evidence for it.

But on the other hand the dude who says windmills cause cancer keeps insisting it’s there so idk

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

Teaching landscapers everywhere how to better deal with heaps 👏

[Zheng Yan @YZheng261]

... Those counting rooms were literally live-streamed

In other words America was on cams and orange sus

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!