wyatt

#MFFL #PATS #WVU #USMC

[々 @ayospawned]

"we can still be friends"

I was going to marry you, you idiot.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[Holger Fear @IncelKulak]

Millions of people will watch this and not realize the hat is the most telling detail

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: Michigan coach Dusty May is finalizing a deal to take the Dallas Mavericks head coaching job, sources tell me @shams and @AdamSchefter. May led Michigan basketball to the national title in April. The allure of coaching Cooper Flagg as a linchpin piece helped draw him.

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Jason Kidd is out as coach of the Dallas Mavericks. New Mavericks president Masai Ujiri is making a coaching change.

[Chase @chasekr8]

Caris Levert plays basketball like the spirit of a different former player possesses him each night but he’s got no clue who it is

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are hiring Masai Ujiri as the franchise's new Team President and Alternate Governor, sources tell me and @BannedMacMahon. Ujiri ran the Toronto Raptors from 2013 to 2025, serving as the architect of the 2019 NBA championship team.

[Amish John @UnkLeek_]

Kirk Cousins be going into negotiations with bombs strapped to his chest

[Evan Turner @thekidet]

@iconserve90 If you invited me to your family reunion, I’d be the most successful person there.

[Nick Angstadt @NickVanExit]

45 seconds into someone asking me about the Luka trade

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

being a teenager in 2012 must’ve been crazy…

[wyatt @Y_It_]

7ft European PF

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Nobody understands the bond between a boy and the volume-scoring, shot-chucking guard he watched when he was younger

[Isaac Harris @IsaacLHarris]

we haven't seen a heat player shoot this many free throws since the 06 finals

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Once your grandma passes away, you'l realize she was the one holding your whole family together

After that, you’re left with just your parents and siblings while cousins, aunts, and uncles slowly become just people you know

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

No man has ever said: ”She’d be really hot if she had a nose ring”

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I was having a great morning and now I'm mad