Hamlet 😕

Just your average depressed, privileged prince whose father recently died 🔪👑

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

Goodbye cruel, cruel world! I can finally be reunited with my father in the afterlife! @Hor_hate_me_bro tell my story! Maybe distort a few points if you have to, but make me sound good. Hamlet is signing off! 👋🏼😢#GoodbyeForever #RIPToMe

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

I have FINALLY avenged my father and killed Claudius! I feel a tad dizzy though. Odd. #FinallyAvenged #DontRIP

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

I guess plans are just backfiring all over the place! Laertes tipped his sword with poison, which I then grabbed from him and stabbed him back with. Guess that’s his fault 🤷🏼‍♂️ #GetABetterGrip #Backfiring #SorryNotSorry

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

Another backfired plan: @KingClaudSquad attempted to poison. Instead Queen Gertrude/my mom drank the poisoned drink. I think Claudius needs more fool proof plans 🤷🏼‍♂️ #BetterPlans #Woops

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

I guess Laertes and I are going to fence it out? I asked for forgiveness but Laertes can not accept until he receives proper instruction from an expert in honor. Weird, right? #Weird #Forgiveness #DuelComingUpShortly

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

Welp @KingClaudSquad your plan to kill me in England was indeed a perfect plan, except for the fact that I replaced the letter with one instructing the slaughter of the deliverers of the letter, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Oops! 😏 #NotOnAccident #PlanRuined

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

Actual photo of how exhausted I am after that fight with Laertes in Ophelia’s grave. #Exhausted #ItJustGotReal

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

NOOOOO! My sweet, sweet @oh_Hamletsbae has been killed! My Ophelia, I have and always will love you, even more than your brother did! #Love #TrueLoveDestroyed

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

This clown is truly dedicated. He’s been a gravedigger ever since I was born! But, he will not tell me whose grave he digs! #SecretsDontMakeFriends #Dedicated

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

Welp, @KingClaudSquad was attempting to send me to Europe. But SIKE!! I was captured by pirates, and I’m back in the land possessionless and with a new vengeance! #RevengeWillBeMine #BackHome

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

You want to know where Polonius’s body is @KingClaudSquad? Well, it’s currently being devoured by worms. Perhaps you can send a messenger for him in heaven or seek him in HELL YOURSELF! #Searching #StillWillNeverBeFound

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

My used-to-be friends Rosencrantz and Guildenstern who are now servants of Claudius are asking me where I hid the body of Polonius. I responded with, “The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body.” HA! Let’s see them solve that riddle! #Riddle #NeverToBeFound

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

My father’s ghost has returned and reminded me of my true mission here. I know exactly who my next target will be. Not going to name any names but @KingClaudSquad should maybe watch his back. Just sayin. #NextUp #DownWithTheKing

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

Goodbye intruding Polonius. Perhaps in the next life remember to never spy on people. I guess we now have one less rat in the castle. #RIP #HisTimeWasDue #WhosNext

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

Really mother? You think I have offended my “father?” Well, YOU HAVE OFFENDED MY REAL FATHER BY MARRYING CLAUDIUS!! #LookInTheMirror #Sin

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

Welp, I guess I can no longer kill Claudius or else he will go to heaven whilst seeking redemption, and I can’t have that happen. It would be nice though if he could wrap this prayer up though so that I can eventually kill him. #HeMustBurn #IWillWait #ImpatientThough

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

Wait, is Claudius ACTUALLY praying for forgiveness right now? AND admitting to murdering my father? #Shocked #Surprised #Redemption #SinsTooDeepToBeCleansed

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

CLAUDIUS IS ALONE AND VULNERABLE! I REPEAT CLAUDIUS IS ALONE AND VULNERABLE!! Time for some murder? I’ve been waiting for this moment forever 😁😁🔪👑 #TimesUp

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

I guess it’s time to go see mother now. What do you think the conversation will be about? Maybe my scheme tonight 😏 If she tries to lecture me though it will NOT end pretty 🙄 #ItsStillNotAPhase #MotherScolding

[Hamlet 😕 @YaBoiPrinceH]

The plan was a success! I think that was a good enough indication as to who killed my father. @Hor_hate_me_bro, what do you think? Thanks for scheming with me tonight! We should do it again soon 😉😉. #CalledHimOUT