Rib

Congrats! You’re the 1,000,000th visitor!

[Rib @YaBoiRib]

Any moment spent not party rocking, is a moment wasted

[|DoreFatum| @DoreFatum]

Alt history be like...

[Rib @YaBoiRib]

Glue Man Group

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

me: he's a glove that sells hamburger helper
girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it

[rune sword @runesword1]

(getting a vision of how i will die, seeing myself dressed as a pirate and bleeding out on the floor of a casino) oh okay that’s not so bad

[煮る @niruniru_jpg]

アブダクションされそうな牛の絵が描きたかった。

[Nature is Phenomenal @AnimalGeoLife]

Bro was just born and he yearns to dance 🥰🥹

[donald boat @laserboat999]

My shooter a lil derp chungus he’ll drop the :3 on your ass

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear i’m wearing a bomb vest

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I had to narcan Squidward

[nancy @d0gtired]

Feeling weird from my cookie based diet

[Dominican Mortician @AfterrDarkLeo]

If Oblivion Remastered drops in an hour I’m taking the fattest blinker off this cartblivion and seeing Uriel Septim

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

They done fucked up the grand scheme of things

[Scott Santens @scottsantens]

The results from Germany's 3-year UBI experiment are out!

122 people got €1200/mo for 3 years. All were age 21-40 and employed with €1100-€2600/mo pay.

They were happier, healthier, saved more, gave more, enjoyed more social time and DID NOT WORK LESS than the control group.

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

i’m so obsessed with this

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

he's enjoying the VIP treatment

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

how is it that babies are born with the innate knowledge of how to crash a car? it can't be evolutionary because cars are too recent. yet without fail, all newborn babies I put at the wheel successfully crash the vehicle in seconds

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

i could survive in the microwave for a few minutes i think

[𝖘 𝖍 𝖑 𝖔 𝖗 𝖕 is tattooing cool ppl @shlorp]

Lil guy for the tl 🐟

[m @sus2chainz]

my bf came to my job in a shirt tht says my girlfriend beats me