YaBoyDoud

The parody account which is the home of Doudisms from our favorite zealot. Send Doudisms to this account via DMs to have them posted.

[YaBoyDoud @YaBoyDoud]

I'm a real zealot for good t-shirts

[Alex Kocsis Quotes @KocsisQuotes]

"My religion? Doudism. I only obey the laws of PHYSICS."
#KocsisQuotes

[YaBoyDoud @YaBoyDoud]

New school year, new me!

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If I were Roger or Flint, I'd call the Class of 2015 "Graduated Cylinders"

[YaBoyDoud @YaBoyDoud]

*drawing on whiteboard*
Me: Here's one chain...
*draws chain*
Me: Heh, "Two Chains".
*laughing*
Me: This better not end up on my Twitter

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*going over review*
Me: This problem is a tough pickle. This problem is your life now.

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*Watches Chesbrough release Bowling ball pendulum from his nose and have it swing back and not hit him*
Me: Ehehuahahahahaha!

[YaBoyDoud @YaBoyDoud]

Seniors: you don't have to graduate, sign up for physics next year

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Oh it's time to get down to business!

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I don't understand why people don't just take 6 periods of physics

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Boy oh boy! Let's start the morning off great, guys!

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#nobelprize2014

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I exist on the Berlin Wall...do you?

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Holy cow! We were already out of variables at momentum!

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I've got industrial paper towels...they don't build much in nasal tissue, but they build character!

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*Student comes back from bathroom*
Me: "You survived!"

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Standing on the outside edge if this merry-go-round would be an exciting trip.

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A giant has grabbed two children and dropped them here and here.
Actually, these don't look like children, do they?

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You've seen swimmers do this...divers do this...CATS!

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Those guys cancel out...are we gonna be able to get away with it??