xBlackMagikWoman🔮

I’m Meryl Streep to all these bitches

[‘ @roastedrants]

Quote this with a random video of you.

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@shiningmoon_jin @ksstone96 @valarrmour Yea dude lying about their safety in a way that literally gets them killed is totally a normal, sane, and non selfish thing to do. If Clark cared one bit about those people he would’ve been the one on the rope getting the proof.

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@vDanooo

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

This is gonna be amazing slander content one day

[Henry Rosoff @HenryRosoff]

FIRST ON PIX:
@PIX11News got a first look at the @NYCSanitation Knicks themed bins that will be at City Hall tomorrow.

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@francemothers No but when I was little my mom took a job that required her to be 2 weeks on 2 weeks off so I stayed with my aunt. She made me and my two cousins stand single file line sharing the same cup and then counted my sip time!! I got home like mom that bitch is crazy!!!

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@gladiatorbey That nigga chose a woman he had one convo with over chelley just to tell her not to touch him or talk to him😭😭

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@Rachnxtdoor Gabriel came to fuck ion think he cares who

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@ksstone96 @valarrmour What about the first time he was in the backrooms and had to escape bc there was clearly something Chasing him? He knew something was there and he chose not to tell them

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

This is why doctors are the ones who check your eyes smh

[Kamamig0s @kamaliyha]

the nursing school kenzie went to gotta be fake cuz she was wrong asf caleb was right about his vision being better🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA

[kailah nicole, M.S. @KillaKai_]

Has KC said some questionable shit… yes, but do I feel like Aniya is also self sabotaging? absolutely. #loveislandUSA

[Xtine (normie in training) @X_tinek]

they told us in sex ed not to be pressured into sex bc of this actually lol

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

I don’t subscribe to the “locking in too soon” narrative because during season 6, Kordell was locked in with Serena, even when she wasn’t fully locked in with him.

It wasn’t until the islanders (Miguel) encouraged him to explore other options. He literally only wanted Serena, then Casa CASA’d.

They are only there for 6 weeks.
They are in week 2 and casa is on 6/20.
Being locked in on week 2 is very normal.

I don’t see nearly as many tweets about Zach & Kayda being “locked in too soon”

#Noticing.

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@itsKARY_

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@TextHoney @theislandtea Using false equivalence won’t help you here. Plus your experience≠everyone else experience. Just bc you have to penny pinch one trip to the movies doesn’t mean we all do. A lot people have peacock as an add on that came free with a plan.

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

I really think bitches get on this app to be dense on purpose

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@TextHoney @theislandtea We need to use our brains but your question basically boils down to “who’s going to the place where you watch things to watch something?” please be serious 😭 the movie theater is an experience people are willing to pay for whether you think it makes sense or not.

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@TextHoney @theislandtea I’m not the one who has dumb questions with simple answers babe you’re the one who needs to keep up… quick what’s a place where people can go to watch something…. Right

[xBlackMagikWoman🔮 @YaGirlAlex__]

@TextHoney @theislandtea People literally go to bars to watch love island if you don’t like the show then it’s not for you it seems kinda simple💀

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

#loveislandusa How do you make it to your 20s without ever having made scrambled eggs?

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

horrified to learn that Brits think caramelized onions are onions with caramel on them 😭