Andrew

Parody account || Original account

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

S/O to my 3 possibly 4 friends

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

When finals week come up

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Females: men are clowns and unfaithful

Us Men: bruh. fuck is she talking about

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

When someone catches you deleting emails

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Drastic measures to pay for college

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Oh, you put $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic? Good choice. That's like your grandma going out & getting her tits done.

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

S/O to my 3 possibly 4 friends

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Fav this if you'd buy a Kazoo kid T-Shirt if I made some

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

BREAKING: Michael Phelps released back into the ocean after 15+ years of captivity... 😂

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Become a nurse they said, it'll be fun they said.

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Perks of being ugly:

Phone battery lasts longer

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Me: Mom I'm going to a party later

Mom: Do you have a ride home?

Me:

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

When you're lurking and see something funny but can't retweet it cause your lurking

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like

This is it

This is how it ends

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

I demand a Harambe emoji

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Kim K looks like she hasn't changed her diaper in weeks

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Roses are red
Violets are blue

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

Me deleting my tweets the morning after an emotional breakdown

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

when u out of dress code and hear "excuse me miss"

[Andrew @YaHomieAndrew]

*someone hands me a baby*
Oh... No thank you
*places baby on the ground*