Delta

Just a lurkin' and uh jerkin

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

This gets me every time.

[Order @orderup]

I probably shouldn't say this out loud, but…

Even the pilots thought the FAA nationwide ground stop was a JOKE.

Wait till you hear the reason ATC gives on tape.

You can hear it in the controllers' voices, they couldn't even believe the order or the reason.

We’re all thinking the same thing.

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@SephhyWoo imagine being so wrong and delusional about how bad your teammates did that the community not only dogpiles you, but starts busting out the numbers to prove just how mathematically wrong you are.

this just might go down in the game's community history.

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@coolboy2984 @iDraxigy @msmegatronn i feel that attitude is the absolute epitome of sucking at a game.

just being generally bad but amicable and willing to accept you have to learn the game? totally acceptable and even welcome. good sportsmanship.

this? this is the very idea of someone sucking at a game.

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@iDraxigy @msmegatronn holy shit dude. they ganked away nearly the whole fucking team and they STILL couldn't push or make any meaningful difference.

OP genuinely, actually sucks at this game.

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@glonikz @Thesquidman04 @RainbowWatcher2 she also thinks if you ever dated a man even once, regardless if you didn't know you are actually lesbian, you can never be a lesbian.

but she also thinks if you fucked 99 women and 1 man and claim to be bisexual, you're lesbophobic.

this person is WEIRD weird.

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@LatkeFan69 @LakeDry @SouthPark no please, don't laugh at them. they may discover a new kink about themselves that they will want to exploit all over twitter dot com!

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@RichardArion1 you act like a woman.

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@RichardArion1 so you can try and effeminately pass the blame more onto a group instead of just attacking me head on like a coward?

no. address me directly, bitch.

better yet, it's about time you remain quiet. it's not my fault you need to LARP as a white woman when you are clearly not.

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@RichardArion1 you would like me to be a boomer, wouldn't you? expect me to be your sugar daddy? you seem like the type who needs one if you beg to be corrected and told what to do.

no, i just know full and well the X generation is the most utterly inconsequential generation to exist.

LMAO

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@RichardArion1 dodging responsibility and passing blame onto another generation of people for your own failures, a truly feminine response.

you can go about shutting up now. you are meant to be seen, not heard, as yours parents should have made clear, latchkey.

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@RoofKorean7 @SirajAHashmi how do you NOT swing your head to that one? it was an old school bop of a tune.

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@omegaman_v1 the polls choices are:
immediately
less than a week
less than six months
a year

most feminine fucking poll i seen a grown ass man make this year. wants immediate results, good or bad, can't be assed to wait.

bet your "native" ass can't stand smoking brisket either huh lol

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Here's the entirety of Trump's bonkers call to C-SPAN, which began with a woman (not Melania) giggling in the background, continued with him going on a fascist diatribe about Venezuela, and ended with the C-SPAN host gently trying to nudge him off the line mid-psychotic rant

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republican Senator Ron Johnson just went on Fox News and admitted there is RAMPANT corruption within the Trump Administration. Every American needs to see this.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

JUST IN: A video is going viral showing a Mariachi band playing outside of Greg Abbott’s mansion after he lost. This is epic.

[Hendrix Cool @theghostofsf]

Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer)

He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@wsgf2014 @colonelblobby @_rifter He was clearly lacking the passion to keep a marriage.

[Delta @YaManTheGreen]

@Lumidoom @thegamermoderat @peachjuice12345 he certainly doesn't spend it on hygiene products, that's for sure.