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likely absolutely dismantling some hint of lime Tostitos as you read this

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but yeah was once again kinda vibing with my dental hygienist, I was like “haha so like how do you ever kiss someone without being grossed out?” and she went “saliva is the most disgusting thing in the world to me” to which I replied “for sure makes sense see you in 6 months bye”

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I cant believe Thomas Massie got voted out of congress with an idol in his pocket

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dudes I think trump literally had a fucking stroke. Saw him walk away from the Air Force one reporters, he is quite literally dragging his right leg/right side of his body. Would explain footage like him sitting in the Oval Office during the Mamdani meeting.

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“Rock and roll” was not the response I expected from the male cashier after buying lube

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Idk how other Canadians feel about trump cancelling trade talks over Ontario’s ad using Reagan but I think it’s hilarious and kinda genius tbh, it’s such a Canadian response. I’m not mad at Ontario at all since trump’s word is absolutely dogshit worthless anyways. dont need ‘em.

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@UAPWatchers @grok what’s 3I/ATLAS’ connection to the wow signal?

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o shit sentencing is this Friday. we shall see.

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Fuckin, remember diddy? or have we just fully let go of that too. dude must be laughing his ass off rn

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I mean yeah the left could’ve targeted kirk, or an independent political dissident. Or a 3rd party. But don’t doubt for a second that it is equally possible trump targeted Kirk so he could justify ever expanded power via the national guard moving into cities under trump’s orders

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lol now they saying trump was an fbi informant against Epstein, the walls are closing in donny boy

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i think every US senator and congressperson should be held at gun point and required to watch or rewatch Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith in its entirety as well as all the deleted scenes and then americas g2g

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“if you sleep with a fan on swipe left” goddamn I can’t even be hot in the summer anymore without being disqualified that’s crazy

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Obviously just early speculation. Could’ve been anyone on that list, or maybe someone who isn’t. right now it’s just an allegation without evidence. However If trump suddenly releases the Epstein files after this & his name isn’t on it, ppl will think he scrubbed it anyways lol

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damn bro what if trump was the one that had Epstein killed? Epstein, killed in prison so he couldnt expose others-we know that much. if trump is actually in the files like Musk claims, wouldnt this make trump a suspect? Who has the highest risk of exposure? probs a fkn president

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3 gayest places a man can find himself in:

-a band
-a discord server
-an organized sports team

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Oh fuck, now think about this one kids. what if the drones and UAP’s are AI(s) that have evolved enough to develop their own goals and they ain’t sayin shit cuz people would lose their goddamn minds (as they should). hail skynet I guess :/

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ok guys new theory the next/first form of advanced life we encounter will be fungus based and originating from earth. there’s so many of them lil bros

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ok but what if the rumor is right. would make the most sense of how that many drones could get around so quick. theyre looking for someone or something that got away/was stolen and they’re trying to find it. At this point I hope we all know anything is possible

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Man, I can’t stop thinkin bout those drones in Jersey. Like please: first it was “we don’t know what they are/they don’t exist,” then it was “ok they exist but we don’t know who’s they are” to “it was the FAA the whole time.” What the fuck? Why?

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The White House’s response to the NJ drones is pathetic. Even if they are telling the truth and the drones *are* conducting research and “various other things,” the people have an unequivocal right to know what exactly that “research” is if they’re to be conducted in public

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*assassinations

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so trump just signed the executive order to fully declassify the files on the assignations of John F Kennedy, Robert F Kennedy, & Martin Luther King Jr. We’ll see if it happens, but imagine: if JFK WAS killed for talking about ufos & aliens, would that be part of this file? 👽 🚀