Ranking CFP teams based on proximity to great BBQ
1 Texas A&M
2 Texas Tech
3 Oklahoma
4 Alabama
5 Georgia
6 Ole Miss
7 Tulane
8 JMU
9 Miami
10 Ohio St
11 Indiana
12 Oregon
Life is amazing:
-get jacked
-crush it in your career
-ask your crush out on a date (if she says no repeat steps 1 and 2 until she says yes)
-make her your girlfriend then your wife
-when you’re married keep getting jacked and keep crushing it in your career
-leave massive tips at restaurants
-make large anonymous donations to special needs charities
-buy drinks for people without expecting one in return
-live in the same town with your boys one day coaching your kids’ Little League team together
-be a hot strong dad
-host banger Fourth Of July parties
-be the house everyone in your town wants to be at on Thanksgiving
-be the hero you daydreamed about being when you were 15