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I endure Crewe Alex matches for a laugh.

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

Stuttered penalties should be punished with a bullet in the head

#ENGCRO

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

@SPFLWatch Thought I'd drinking too much when I saw it

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

Red card is the current record appearance holder for this tournament

#MEXRSA #FIFAWC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

If they carry on, South Africa will be relying on AB De Villiers and Faf du Plessis to complete their games

#MEXRSA #FIFAWC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

So nice to still be considered young

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

'Lazy but convenient' - a quarter of young adults have two or more takeaways a week https://t.co/uoJVa2nzzR

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

I remember at the start of the season a Forest fan ripping in to a Palace fan over being demoted from the Europa League on a 5 Live phone in. I'd love to know what she's thinking now.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

CRYSTAL PALACE HAVE WON THE CONFERENCE LEAGUE 🏆🦅

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The expression is "Spill the beans." If you've ever said "Spill the tea" just know that I hate you.

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

Imagine not even being able to spy properly

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Southampton have admitted to spying on these three teams.

They won none of those matches ❌

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

Ah yes, that time of year where we have to piece together pre-season plans through other clubs announcements

[Tom. @TeeDee_1989]

One pre-season fixture seemingly sorted… #crewealex

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

The main takeaway from tonight is that Austria must never host this again

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

Things I'm asking the wife to do when I'm getting a bit too in to it #Romania

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

Hard like for #Norway

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

Why does he look like your drunk single aunty who never got married #Italy

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

On the verge of a personal best of doing all the songs without having a piss

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

Of course, with appearing on #LoveIsland, #Cyprus won't be used to performing to a TV audience #12Points

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

Always a strong one from #Sweden - shame she's still covid paranoid

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

Robert the Robot has fallen on hard times since Justin's House was cancelled

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

No wonder #Poland don't do well at the winter Olympics if this is their ski jumping practice

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

#Finland are one stray hair away from 10,000 people dying of smoke inhalation

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026

[Šįmøñ @Yabba1989]

The camera work for #Moldova is not good if you've been at the wine

#Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026