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@Applebees thank you for never disappointing. The mozzarella sticks were perfectly cooked, quesadillas pressed to perfection and boneless wing perfectly buffaloed. And don’t get me started on the fries 😍

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Hey @Gap and @UPS WHERE IS MY PACKAGE THAT SAYS ‘DELIVERED’?? How many times do I have to call and get hung up on with the bullshit excuse of ‘heavy volume’. I want my damn package.

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@mai_can_read Graduation from 3yrs ago today was even better!

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Hey @ChickfilA, thanks for the pube in my french fry! I love eating pubes for lunch!! #Disgraceful

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I hope aliens abduct Beyoncé. That would make me really happy

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UPDATE: after an hour of waiting at a disgusting subway station. I FINALLY got to my destination. Thanks for all your thanks again for being total trash as always!!!

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@NYCTSubway your transit system is an ABSOLUTE DISGRACE AND TRASH. It’s rush hour and only 1 N train has stopped at Lex/59th street going towards Queens in the past hour half.

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@NYCTSubway The trains are trash everyday. Not just today. Constant delays, breakdowns, bogus holiday schedule bullshit. DO BETTER

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Would you rather be blind for the rest of your life or live in an @olivegarden? #atme

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@KenJennings you’re gonna lose #nottheGOAT #atme

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Beyoncé has never been royalty and never will be #saidit #atme

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Welcome to the Twitter of controversial tweets: Thriftshop by @macklemore and @RyanLewis_38 is the greatest song of all time #atme