Chupathingy

Jacklyn. 32. Married. Unorthodox Christian. Ojibwe. ADHD. Embodiment of Organized Chaos. Over enthusiastic dog mom. she/her

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

@Grimmjack Just learning that there is a season 2 of GS but only one episode of Abridged is the worst thing to ever happen to me 😭😭😭

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

Whole line of people left in Seattle because a flight couldn’t wait another 10mins after we were delayed 2+ hours.

Now instead of being home in 3 hours, it’s gonna be another 10+ hours. A day of work lost, but more importantly my poor pups are alone tonight.

Thanks @AlaskaAir

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

Seeing as our flight was delayed 2 hours, I’m praying @AlaskaAir holds flight AS 223 SEA-FAI a few minutes so me and everyone else coming from RDU aren’t stranded in SEA or ANC overnight.

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

I get to wait a whole 6 hours before finding out if I’m staying overnight in Seattle or Anchorage instead of sleeping on my own bed tonight.

Thanks @AlaskaAir ✨

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

Seeing as our flight was delayed 2 hours, I’m praying @AlaskaAir holds flight AS 223 SEA-FAI a few minutes so me and everyone else coming from RDU aren’t stranded in SEA or ANC overnight.

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

@AlaskaAir Sent

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

Seeing as our flight was delayed 2 hours, I’m praying @AlaskaAir holds flight AS 223 SEA-FAI a few minutes so me and everyone else coming from RDU aren’t stranded in SEA or ANC overnight.

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

In 6 more sleeps I will be landing in WA and spending a whole WEEK there getting drunk with my siblings, squishing new baby nibling cheeks, and driving the 101 with @MartinJordan17 and Eva like old times 😭😭😭 I could not be more excited 😭😭

[Excremancer Supreme: The Shitzard @FeiKhal]

I cannot stress enough how much you should absolutely not do this

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

@quyanaanaana Sending you all the love 🤍🤍

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

Find me on that string app 🧵

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

@KelRenMoonLover Yes please! 🤩

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

@KelRenMoonLover I talk with my sister about this often, how the last 10 years feels like several lifetimes.

BUT I definitely wanna know what your recipe is for!

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

Dimples is the best. I’m having a really bad carpal tunnel/general hand problem. I asked him to grab a brace for me. So he drops one off + wraps + a smoothie. It was accidentally the wrong hand, so he turned back around to wrap my wrist for me 😭🥺

Being taken care of is 10/10🤍

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

@leiahuttslayer @carlymbutton I know this format is dead but I refuse to let it die

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

@leiahuttslayer @carlymbutton It’s only Calvinism is if comes from the left quadrant of John Calvin’s right testicle.

Otherwise it’s just sparkling victim blaming ✨

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

I need everyone to see what 2 weeks of Alaska sunshine did for our garden 😍😍😍

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

My dad dropped dead at 53 due to heart issues, diabetes runs thicker in my family blood than molasses, but my mother will end me faster than either if I give up seasoning my food

She can serve under seasoned food to my family and I'll show her what unbearable ridicule really is

[sophie, allegedlie @phiafacetious]

tbh if you are so concerned with the nutritional value of your food to the point of eliminating salt and all spices from your diet, you need to seek medical attention. that is not normal and i don't mean that as praise

[Chupathingy @Yackleen]

@beepboopbeta @phiafacetious Tell me SUPER SLOWLY which spices contribute to heart disease and why you're choosing sadness instead of better researched heart-healthy alternatives