Yagh PR Rep.

(Parody account) Representing the very misunderstood race of yagh. We would like to start over with the Citadel races since we had some minor trouble last time.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

*108 broken vorcha skulls later* that felt good. Now, back to the whole job on Citadel thingie.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

Wow, haven't used this account in ages. Well, first order of business, punch someone.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

Ooh, I think some innards flew off from that hit. Well, I still stand and this thing no longer moves, I think it´s safe to say I won.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

Oh, it´s not dead down there. Well, time to drop the hammer. *Jumps off, fists first*

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

I´m getting pushed back damn you. I´m within inches of falling... sidestep... what a moron, charged there himself when I wasn´t pushing.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

Oh, this is the final showdown. We´re on a cliff and I´m going to push that SOB off this rock to it´s death. YAAAARGGHH!!

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

ARGH, That fucker bit my arm. Guess adrenaline does wonders, I managed to hurl it into a mountain. Hurts like a bitch.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

Oh, you wanna charge at me? YAGH PUNCH. Damn, they´re strong, that punch tremored through my body. But I think that did some damage.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

Damn, they´re stronger than I thought, it´s pushing me back. And heavy too, can´t lift and hurl it.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

If I die, I die.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

Finally found a thresher maw, guess I better do some stretches before going at it. I have camera crew with me, but they´re forbid of helping

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

Finally at Tuchanka. Now I just need to find a thresher maw. And not the biggest one, that one is out of my league.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

We´re actually at 100 followers. Well, I´m keeping my promise: I shall travel to tuchanka and go one on one with thresher maw.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

@N7Hawke @CCouncilPRD @admiral_hackett @hack_it_out Nah, he´s on the VIP list so he wouldn´t miss out the VIP room.

[Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR]

When are @Admiral_Hackett and @Hack_It_Out going to have a dance off?

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

@CCouncilPRD @Admiral_Hackett @Hack_It_Out I just reserved a spot at the Colosseum for that. Ticket sales will start the second they agree.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

@PervyHanar Well, I think you gotta add Captain Price, Duke Nukem, Ezio Auditore and Batman for maximum awesomeness.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

@ShintusOrdan @N7Hawke *ZZZAPP* Sorry for mocking my writer, he is actually a very good man and only praise. And he doesn´t mind control me.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

@ShintusOrdan @N7Hawke You don´t know what my writes does. He doesn´t even let me go on a rampage in the Citadel and makes me civilized.

[Yagh PR Rep. @YaghPR]

@CCouncilPRD you obviously haven´t heard them.