Ezekiel Yaeggi

“I think I’m an alright guy”. -Todd Snider. - Dell Zwieg

[Ezekiel Yaeggi @Yags_1]

@LilSquirt0 You could slide a Watertown phone book under that vertical

[Ezekiel Yaeggi @Yags_1]

I worked as a CNC engineer technician for 3 years programming/coding and troubleshooting massive machinery. Some of them would take multiple days, but the hardest thing ever has been helping my dad set up his Amazon fire stick via FaceTime 😐

[Ezekiel Yaeggi @Yags_1]

My dog has a better shoe game than you. We’re not the same

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You chase your rumpleminze with water, I chase my rumpleminze with more rumpleminze. We’re not the same

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It’s a tax fraud kind of night

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I need to personally apologize to the worker at Qdoba tonight. He asked me if I wanted lettuce in my burrito bowl. And for some reason I responded with “do I look like a rabbit to you?” I think he took it personally

[Ezekiel Yaeggi @Yags_1]

I fill my brita pitcher up with rumpies, we’re not the same.

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It’s 4am and all I can hear my neighbor playing Mac Miller’s “Circle’s” album…im not upset by any means but I will be crying myself to sleep tonight😔

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This sipping whiskey is starting to taste like gulping whiskey

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Lactose intolerant people are not ones to mess with. We will willingly drink a whole glass of milk and make it everyone at the functions problem

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One of our barracks has been using a bottle opener for a Budweiser’s for some time now. I don’t have the heart to tell him they’re twist offs

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@GraceRodenberg Is it too late to vote “moist”?

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Moment if the night: Bailee drops her bowling ball backwards and the guy in the next lane does the wii bowling jump spin😂😂

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@Amelieeryn1 I’ve been saying I better get a wedding invite since day 1 🤗

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Packer fans right now

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I forgot to grab something from KT good thing there’s 2 more on 1.4 mile drive home

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@RMurphy498 Yeah as if CTE isn’t already enough of a problem lol

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I moved into a new apartment with brand new appliances and I still cook everything religiously in my air fryer

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I lost my razor in the process of moving into my new place and it’s only resulted in multiple compliments on my beard… I’ll take it

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@UWLCoachJanus @DaRealGWheeezy That boy rode my coat tails for an A in capstone