Yutso the YAK - གཡག

A YAK of all trades. Terribly fluffy. Cuddle, coffee, chocolate, gin and snow lover. Buddhist with added sarcasm on humans. I❤️❄️ | #FTY | #GRNT

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

As black as ones soul. #YAK #coffee

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

One always thought dogs were hard to train? Look at all the humans that can't sit and stay. #StayHome

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

How about Brazil? Oh, nevermind again. One will stop asking. #worldstillfucked #yaktastic

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

Is that clown🤡 still on the white house stage? Or did that nation finally got themselves a president? Oh, wait... Nope, 🙅 orange clown still there. Sorry, I asked. #nevermind

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

Ok, these guys are still cute where ever on the Internet.

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

Right from the meadows back to this little universe of human mischief. #longnotweet #yak

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your 3 year-old and tell them it's Santa. #ChristmasIsComing #Yaktastic

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

One really wants to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back. #YAK #Dissapointed

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

One had a gender change today. Not by choice, it’s that cold 🥶 #YAK #Freezing #cold #IamNotElsa

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

You know what’s fun? A lot! So act fucking happy! #YAKWisdom

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

If one is ever smiling on a Monday you’ll know that an alien killed me and is wearing ones skin. Or its a case of mad cow disease. 🤔#Monday

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

One don't think any of ones vampire jokes will ever see the light of day. #YAKfun #HappyHalloween

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

If you’re arguing loudly on your cell in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both side of the story. #HowRude

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

One sometimes has a hard time determining if the weekend is a break from the work week or if the work week is a break from the weekend. #Monday #YAKWisdom

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

If this guy making my sandwich goes as a sloth for Halloween I guarantee he will nail it. #latelunch

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you'll get applause every 3 or 4 minutes. #sex #livemusic #success #YAKwisdom

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

I can hear music coming from my printer at work. I think the paper's jammin' again. #officeproblems #jamming #music #YAKannoyed

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

Hip hip hurrah for me. Now feed me cake 🍰 #birthdayYAK #feedme #cake

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

Wisdom for today? Stay in bed. #NoWisdom

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

Right, Monday’s.... how were those done again?

[Yutso the YAK - གཡག @YakTwots]

Everybody has an nemesis. Monday is mine. #MondayMotivation