Khalifa

CEO | Entrepreneur | !Born in 1964 | Father of 2 | House Husband | 9-5 guy

[Khalifa @YakubK_]

50 Cent: I don’t know what you heard about me
But a bitch can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can’t see

9 year old me: That I’m a mothafucking P-I-M-P

[bruzee @princejalil11]

💔🕊️

[Kingsley @ChiDvyn]

My own is always different
Which one is Arinze?? 😭😭

[Tobi @Tobicods]

So many abnormalities are happening in this country.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a passport costs 250k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a local flight can cost 100k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a driver’s licence costs 45k.

A year’s minimum wage is 840k, yet a room self-contained in central mainland can cost 1 million annually.

Minimum wage is 70k, but transportation to work alone can cost 30k a month.

Do we really have a government?

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’m very lazy but I actually work really hard. I can’t explain it 😭

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

I’m obsessed with people who are genuinely themselves. Weird little interests. Strong opinions. Specific taste.

[𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢 ❄️ @maiiunreveled]

I’m glad cars were invented, imagine riding a horse at 6 AM to work.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Bro said “I leave you to God”😭😭😭

[Rebecca @abcdrih]

That rice portion will send Africans into an asylum 😭😭

[Santi @PeakSxnti]

This guy has returned 0 goals and 0 assists in 5 games and everywhere is quiet.

[Lanzii🌹 @_lanzii]

My favourite sitcom na Man U

[ℰ𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓂✨ @xxelinam]

Sending a reel to two people I’m talking to and i mistakenly created a group

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

She turned the kid into a Jordan logo.

[Jago𓆩♡𓆪 @educated_scally]

Dating to marry will make you realize that the "plenty of fish in the sea" narrative is false. alot of people are really not worth that level of intimacy.

[Franco @Lifeof_Franco]

😭😭😭

[Riċ @ricblurs]

get your spark back nigga

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

''When I start working, I will save half of my salary every month"

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: NYSE signs deal with Blockchain․com to bring tokenized US stocks to 44 million crypto accounts.

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

So if government finds crude oil in my house, na them get am, but if them find Igbo, na me get am? 😂

[Stärgirl Shãree ™ @Shareee]

When Grok refuses to confirm your bias 😂

[Gn Ben Jor @ognreal]

Quando eu era mais novo eu ficava “pqp 2h da manhã é muito cedo pra ir embora de um lugar” depois de uma certa idade tu entende qnd o Ted diz que nada de bom acontece depois das 2h da manhã.