Y'all Darvish

Been in Texas long enough... call me Y'all

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@gordonkeith I'd retweet the last "My daaaaaaaaad.... Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrl..." part, but that run on sentence doesn't even fit in the new extended character limits of the Twitter.

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@EmilyJonesMcCoy So you see... we're dumb, but we're not so dumb.

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@pufflatte Also, #fakenews... @pufflatte is from Puerto Rico.

[FNRanch @FNRanch]

@gordonkeith

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@Evan_P_Grant Gonna miss that guy...

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

Looks like I might have to use it.

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

While I have a secret 9th pitch, it causes the earth to reverse direction like in the first Superman movie. #WorldSeries2017

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

I have a secret. I am not right-handed.

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@fooken If I ever get traded to the northeast, should I be YousGuysDarvish?

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

Hanging up this account for now & hoping I get traded back to the south someday.

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

I really needed to stay in the south... this Twitter handle is Yuseless now. #rangers

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@fooken *ahem*

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@wfaaweather I'm just glad a Deuce in the pool didn't mean what I thought it did.

[redtherooster @redtherooster]

"The Longest Yard: Par for the Course" as a working title for the movie, Burt can drive the golf cart

https://t.co/xUEY3ClJPn

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@juniusworth still there.

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@katiebellmoore you and me both. It's terrible.

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@YahooCare step 1: allow special characters in passwords. (Seriously Yahoo, letters and numbers only?)

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@pufflatte 6

[Y'all Darvish @YallDarvish]

@pufflatte 5