Yamcha the Desert Bandit

(Parody Account)

(Not afflicted with Dragon ball)

(NFSW DNI)

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

[ PINNED! ]

Do not fret any longer, fine citizens of this city, the... er... Great Saiyaman is back in town!

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

Blue.. hair..?

You're not speakin' about Super Saiyan Blue, are ya?! No way we're surpassing God KI users, Nappa!

Just what exactly is going on in that head of yours?!

[The Great Nappa 🏳️‍🌈 @Recooming]

I JUST NEED YOU TO KEEP TRYING! I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT CRAP!

besides…I got a way for us to level the playing field with all the Saiyan’s who use blue hair dye. Trust me

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

Nappa, I can train for 12 damn years, and even then I wouldn't be anywhere close to ya!

[The Great Nappa 🏳️‍🌈 @Recooming]

IF I COULD IT DAMN WELL WOULDA HAPPENED BY NOW!

It’s out of the cards for me, I aint transforming so stop making excuses already and TRAIN

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

@DBTheBestFriend @Recooming Looks just like you, Nappa.

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

Ya got much more potential than me, Nappa!

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

Just wait, yer gonna go Super Saiyan like Goku did someday, and then there'll be no point in us fightin'!

[The Great Nappa 🏳️‍🌈 @Recooming]

When I first met yo—

…The second time I met you we were damn near even. Don’t give me that!

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

There is no way I'm keepin' up with a Saiyan.

[The Great Nappa 🏳️‍🌈 @Recooming]

Said this shit just to not train with me btw

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

AT LEAST I AIN'T BALD!

[The Great Nappa 🏳️‍🌈 @Recooming]

Oh my god bruh @YamchaBandit can’t keep a partner for shit

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

@Recooming @DIVINITY_ITSELF @CryoMeltdown Aw...

But I'm not sleepy...

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

@Recooming @DIVINITY_ITSELF @CryoMeltdown Hi I'm Yamcha

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

@TheFirstChildrn I mean, yer COULD fight.

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

You must be feeling pretty strong, Tien!

[Rei Ayanami, EVA Pilot (III) @TheFirstChildrn]

My strength grows each day.

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

@TheFirstChildrn Can I fight you, then?

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

@TheFirstChildrn Can we fight now?

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

Show me that ring one more time and I'm robbin' you.

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

I suggest yer leave me alone, or else!

[Goku Black. @MortalsScourge]

No doubt you're alone, but I struggle to believe it's by choice.

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

Let a lone wolf nap in peace, ya jerk!

[Goku Black. @MortalsScourge]

Don't blame your living situation on me. You brought it on yourself

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

Bro.

[Goku Black. @MortalsScourge]

Sometimes, I like to show off my Time Ring to homeless "people" for my own amusement.

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

One random Earthquake from you guys and it's over.

[Moro The Grass Eater @CryoMeltdown]

I love doing shots like these

[Yamcha the Desert Bandit @YamchaBandit]

Meanwhile Yamcha is just somewhere below them, in a cave, knocked out.

[Moro The Grass Eater @CryoMeltdown]

@MightOfTurles @_Mighty_Kamina_ turn on your tagging bbs

[The Great Nappa 🏳️‍🌈 @Recooming]

“HEY! Heard ya lost to Vegeta again! Tough luck.”

Shut up. What the hell do you want?