Yusuf Mohamud

[Audrey Tran @audreymtran]

If you are trying to help someone in Toronto book a vaccine, here is a homemade spreadsheet to help keep up with the ever-changing eligibility criteria

https://t.co/Xv75LkEa2F

[Yusuf Mohamud @yammertime]

"Believe it." 🖤

#RestoreTheSnyderVerse

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Dear Science Deniers,

(Anti-vaxers, anti-maskers, climate hoaxers, flat-Earthers, etc)

You found one another & communicate via stupefyingly advanced technologies that pivot on the discoveries of scientists.

Just thought I’d remind you of that fact.

Sincerely,
Your Smart Phone

[Yusuf Mohamud @yammertime]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከመዳን በላይ ናት እናም ሰላምን ወይም ሥቃይን አታውቅም ፣ የንስሐ ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ አብቅቷል ፣ ምክንያቱም ኃጢአቶችህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ የላቀ ስለሆነ ፣ መጨረሻው ቀርቧል ፣ የኃጢአት መርከቦች

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

My statement on the death of George Floyd:

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

#BlackLivesMatter

[zek3.0 @gypxygypxy]

You gonna tip a bartender who took legit a minute to make a drink but not a brother who raced halfway across the city fighting traffic and the crazies to deliver ya shit ass food ?? Ight bet, see you in hell

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

Leonard, you lived long and prospered, and were an inspiration to me and to millions. Rest in peace.

[Yusuf Mohamud @yammertime]

Rest in peace, Mr. Nimoy.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Never presume that just because you disagree with an idea that you must be correct.

[Yusuf Mohamud @yammertime]

@MichelleGalit Yes! If I had a time machine...

[Yusuf Mohamud @yammertime]

@MichelleGalit Beautiful is an understatement. 😍

[Yusuf Mohamud @yammertime]

@MichelleGalit Hhhnnnggghhhh! 😍

[Michelle Galit @MichelleGalit]

@yammertime's weakness, hello Bettie Page <3

[Michelle Galit @MichelleGalit]

When someone responds to a text with "haha" or "lol" I sit there and I'm just like "I have nothing left to say"

[Yusuf Mohamud @yammertime]

@MichelleGalit True dat.

[Michelle Galit @MichelleGalit]

People who are still your friends well into your 20's are keepers. They were there through thick and thin and all the bullshit

[Yusuf Mohamud @yammertime]

"@CP24: Toronto Hydro says as of 7 a.m., 32,480 customers are currently without power in the city." Wow.

[Michelle Galit @MichelleGalit]

Sometimes I just wanna go for a long drive and let everything go