Boltund

I dunno man I just like doin’ shit sometimes (parody account run by @AustinMyersDev)

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@cinder__ace Friend. I love

[Boltund @YamperFren]

I took a DNA test today. I’m 85% shitpost and 15% slobber. Who knew!

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@shedinja_posts @RattataTop @Golurkposting @qtflie I like your trainer. Good taste.

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@cinder__ace Piss on his drum. I did

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@SwordDoggoPosts @Susie_2k16 @silvallyposting And they were delicious! Bart was onto something after all...

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@cinder__ace Why is there never food

[Boltund @YamperFren]

You know what keeps me up at night? Wondering what’s in those sausages trainers put in their curry.

[Boltund @YamperFren]

I miss the simpler days where all I cared about were sticks and snacks. Wait... I still only care about sticks and snacks. But I still miss simple days.

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@cinder__ace Hey i found him for ya! He was about to jump in a hole and get chung

[Boltund @YamperFren]

Why the fuck does mud hurt so bad? I just wanna roll around in the land gravy

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@cinder__ace Same

[Boltund @YamperFren]

I dunno what Mystery Dungeon is, but it has dung in it which is poop so that’s neat I guess

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@ZameraldHolds Yes. Chomp down on the juicy chickenness

[Boltund @YamperFren]

Man, Intelleon gets a gun. Why can’t I get a gun? I’d be a responsible gun owner

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@cinder__ace Bongwater Bill can have my knees it I can have his friendship

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@ZameraldHolds Why not three? Or even more?

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@ZameraldHolds HOLD GUN

[Boltund @YamperFren]

I know people uwu and owo, but does anyone awa, ewe, iwi? Sometimes I ywy

[Boltund @YamperFren]

@cinder__ace Pretty tasty, huh? The sweet taste of freedom. And burnt rubber

[Boltund @YamperFren]

I am dog bork borf