Erica Yancey

So is this thing like an electronic thought bubble?

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The only person on my level this morning at the gym was the grandpa in chinos power walking on the treadmill. Everyone else can get out.

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Aged like a fine wine. 🍷

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@Jfitle_ To what?

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Us: “It took forever to get our food tonight”
Dad: “But it was slow good!”
It’s the season for dad jokes

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Another day another Uber driver telling me I smell good.

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The title of the current chapter of my life is called, “Will it fit into my @Toyota RAV4?”

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There is no I️ in team or iOS 11

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

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@CaitlinsMyth PEARLS WILL ALWAYS BE IN AS LONG AS I️ CANT TAKE THEM OFF.

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@CaitlinsMyth I️ know you love a good SOAPSTone https://t.co/YbUR9VBmVS

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@KylieYancey Aren't you in the woods rn?

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Pancakes and pajama dinner night. I am millennial, hear me roar!

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Doesn't matter which song, whenever I hear P!nk I automatically feel like I'm back in high school.

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Why haven't they discovered a fruit that tastes like chocolate?

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I took a #Lyft to #LAX and it felt like an awesome 1st date. Probably not a sign from the universe, just a clue that I need to get out more.

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@airdoma Omg next tweets should be #kombuchaquotes

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@airdoma What are you doing in July

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My dad got a hotel downtown last night because he "enjoys greeting me at baggage claim," at the airport when I come home. Feels are real.

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Why my cat is a crappy butler:
-He always wears the same thing
-He greets everyone at the door
-His name is silly
-He hides trash under rugs

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With the exception of tequila, my favorite things havn't changed since I was 7. They are:
-Animals
-Snacks
-Birthdays
-Hugs
-Halloween

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Roasted butternut squad goals. #MillenialFood @midnight